Mr. Pissy Pants

There really is no shortage of weird stuff guys tell you in this line of work. One man last night told me how he peed in his underwear, then took them off and sucked them. Charming. Then he said how he used an anal stimulation toy and thought he might cum from it, but, what do you know, he pissed instead. Obviously he was really into all things pee, especially his own. He did mention though how he’d love a lady to sit on his face and take a piss as well. You can see where he’s going with this.

All he’s interested in talking about is pee in one form or another. I guess if someone wants to suck on their own pee soaked pants, that’s their own business. The guy in the pic is such a pig he’s even pissing on his furniture! It’s bad enough in the tub, would you want to bathe in your toilet bowl???!!! I pity the poor sap that sits down on his pissy couch after this. So many disgusting pigs out there. More guys seem to want to be pissed on by ladies than to pee on others, but the ones that pee on themselves, they do come around every once in a while.

No matter how gross the fetish, you can bet some out there are into it and will want to talk about it and that nothing gets them off harder than it does. It’s usually a fetish that has the roots in early childhood as so many do, but once it’s set in, there’s not much that’s going to make ones for get about it. These people are not all adult babies for sure, but there are a few similarities between the two fetishes. Not all guys into pee are into diapers, but pretty well all into diapers are into pee, but mostly their own.

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House Sitting Gig

Occasionally I do house sitting as well as phone sex work, since it adds some extra cash and it’s no big deal to go feed someone’s pets a couple of times a day or walk their dog, bring in the mail etc. I was at this one very nice house recently and they had a big backyard with a pool. They told me I was free to use it and stay over if I wanted, so I did. I laid on the chaise lounge and let the sun kiss my skin as I laid out there enjoying the beautiful gardens.

Then I thought I noticed someone watching me from the top floor window of the house next door and a moment later this attractive man appeared and introduced himself to me. He was their neighbor and wanted to be sure I had the right to be there. I told him I was the housesitter and he could feel free to email them and check. He asked if he could sit down and chat for a few moments and I said that was fine. Then he offered to rub some suntan lotion on my back and shoulders, again I agreed.

Soon his hands were wandering down to my lower back and buttock area, and then his hand grazed my breast through the bikini top. It wasn’t long until we were naked and fucking right there on the chaise lounge right there out in the open. His dick was nice and long, dripping with precum, and I sucked on it to get it even harder before I rode his cock hard. I rotated my hips as I ground my clit into his dick, making myself cum. I felt kind of like a slut for allowing things to get this far this fast with a complete stranger, but he was so good looking, and it was a beautiful day, I was a bit horny, it all just fit together and it was a hot encounter. Random though it may have been. Things like this happen, and I’m glad I allowed it to.

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Take That Cock, You Faggot Queer

So many callers want to suck cock, but they cannot readily admit wanting it, so in their fantasies, they need it to be based in forced bi. The woman has to want them to do it and then they will. The cocksuckers are innumerable, they want the sticky loads of random strangers down their throats. They will go to any lengths to get their fix, from glory holes, to propositioning men in the gym locker rooms. The ones that want a woman to be in charge are not dominant enough to go out and get cock on their own, they want to be coerced into it.

Many times they also wish to be dressed up and feminized, made all pretty and girly, to appeal to the men they are sucking off. Wigs, makeup, heels and lingerie, it all feeds into the fantasy. Women that are aggressive and dominant will be the ones to turn them into their bitch, doing what they want, when they want, without question. They are at the same time disgusted and aroused by their deviant desires they have for other men. The craving for cock is great, and many will try their best to find a woman that can force them into it.

The love of humiliation is a big thing in many men, whether it’s for having a small penis, racial humiliation, or the humiliation for wanting to suck cock. They know it’s to be kept a secret and hidden from others, not to be shared with a wife or girlfriend, since most would not understand. It’s as though being forced into it gives them permission to indulge without taking the responsibility directly. Well boys, if forced bi is what turns you on, give one of our phone sex ladies a call, we deal with lots of cocksuckers, we can help you too!

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Bukkake Bonanza

This new caller has a real bukakke fantasy about his wife. Like so many callers, his wife no longer has an interest in sex, so he has fantasies about degrading her and making her “pay” for not being there for him sexually, which honestly, I cannot blame him for one bit. The fantasy starts out with her going to a hotel room, and she thinks she’s just meeting her husband there. In fact when she arrives, there’s nearly thirty men in the room, and she’s going to be having sex with all of them. It starts out innocently enough, she doesn’t know what kind of a group she’s walked in on, but she soon learns.

They start to touch her, but she doesn’t stop them. Soon her clothes are being peeled off in the room full of men and she’s being fucked, having dicks shoved down her throat and being jerked off on. He body getting so covered with cum it’s laying in sticky sheets all over her body. She discovers she enjoys being used. Maybe hubby hasn’t been dominant enough. This room full of guys, some of them black, are all alpha males and they aren’t taking no as an answer.

She’s going to be a good little cocksucker and servicing them well. Her belly is soon filled with the cum of dozens of men and she’s become a cock hungry whore. So many guys have fantasies like this where they enjoy seeing their wives used, especially if they are reluctant wives to begin with. It’s quite common, it can just vary in the scenario. Not all are gangbangs, but they want that cold bitch to finally take some cock in her. I don’t blame them one bit for having such fantasies at all. Why they don’t kick these bitches to the curb is beyond me.

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Eating Their Own Jizz

So many callers are really into eating their own cum. I get ones that chicken out though and just cannot go through with it. Is it that big of a deal to brush your teeth afterwards? You’d think it was battery acid the way many act. Some however truly relish it and have no such hesitation. They love every drop, and do not want to waste any of it. They expect women to cherish it and they themselves cherish it, like it’s some liquid gold elixir to be taken within oneself.

Lots are into really gross stuff honestly that involves shooting it into food, or you don’t even want to know. Hey, it’s their goo, if they want to do that kind of stuff with it, that is totally their own business. I think it’s normal to taste it once or twice, to sample it, but some of these callers will literally swallow every load and think most women find this sexy to do. Im sure someone women must, most, I’m not so sure about. Some even love cum so much they brag of going to glory holes and collecting the used, filled condoms in the waste baskets and drinking it. OMG, I could NOT make this stuff up!

Does drinking your own cum or lapping it up, or if you’re flexible enough to shoot into your own mouth appeal to you? Do you need someone to talk to about your little cum eating habit? Is this something you know you really cannot share with your girlfriend or wife because you know they would not approve? We phone girls hear it all, and if licking up your own cum is your own guilty pleasure, feel free to call one of us up and tell us all about it. We might even have some new and interesting ways for you to get it into yourself.

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