I laughed today when a tiny dick caller with a three inch penis asked if I was his girlfriend if he’d at least get “a sympathy hand job.” I said well that’s better than a pity fuck. I wouldn’t want to have to extend my charity quite that much! He said it’s small, he doesn’t last long, big shocker there, so it would be over with relatively quickly. He said he had a girlfriend and he just knew she was out cheating on him. She still sometimes allows him to fuck her, after she comes home with a cum filled cunt of course.
She can’t feel his tiny pecker inside of her though, since it’s so small, and because she’s been stretched out. Sad little man. Yet when I mentioned callers had sent me pictures of their acorn sized cocks, he immediately said at least he wasn’t that small. As if he’s so much larger at a whopping three inches. Comical how the undersized still place themselves above the even smaller ones. A pecking order even among the little dicked guys. He was wondering if she’d come home filled up, likely so he lamented. He said even though she showers when she gets in, if he goes down on her he can sometimes taste their cum inside, even though most was washed away.
He was a quick call, didn’t last long. It’s funny when they spend so much time telling you what they want to talk about, by the time they are finished, they have around thirty seconds before they cum. They’ve spent all their time on the setup, it’s kind of funny. Men will never cease to amaze with their foolishness they go on about. Sex, fantasies, masturbation, it all takes up a huge amount of their time in their life. At the cost of many other things.
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