Is That A Cock?

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When I get guys calling for small penis humiliation they often send me pictures of their cocks beforehand. Some are literally the size of clits, like an acorn sized cock there would be nothing to actually fuck you with. Well there are women out there with the opposite problem. They have clits the size of cocks. There are some pretty scary pics online. And I’m not talking hermaphrodites either, I mean real women with just freakishly large clits.

I read recently about a girl that was describing how she masturbated like she had a little cock. As in she was jerking it up and down between thumb and forefinger, it seemed so bizarre to read. I would guess gynecologists see every variation of ones out there, from pretty porn pussies to the ugliest of pussies that looks like an overstuffed roast beef sandwich. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder this is true, and I guess many guys would be grateful to get any pussy to place their dicks in, let alone care about its appearance. They don’t call it bumping the uglies for nothing, it’s hardly our most beautiful body part.

Some of these clits I would think might intimidate or scare off a guy though if they saw such a thing as the girls took her clothes off. Imagine if you saw a bulge in your lady’s panties, you very well might run for the hills! Thankfully mine is small and delicate like a little pea, not giving a cock a run for its money. I’m sure guys out there with some kind of a hermaphrodite fetish might well enjoy such a large clit on a gal, it takes all kinds.

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High Heels For Feminity

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Many women and men are obsessed with high heels. Woman are to be as fashionable as possible and look their best, well, have their legs and asses look their best. Men because they prefer the way a woman looks walking wearing the heels. Studies have shown a woman’s walking gait is further enhanced the higher the heel she is wearing. It makes it more difficult to walk the higher the heel, so the exaggerations become even more pronounced and make her look all the more feminine.

Seems silly really, yet it’s true. They do make the legs appear longer and the ass higher and hips sway more decidedly. Not comfortable mind you, but many women are more than willing to sacrifice comfort for looks and fashion. There are also plenty of leg and ass men out there that enjoy the way a woman looks mincing along in high heels. How many guys have I talked to that like to discuss a woman wearing heels and lingerie and nothing else. I can well remember soft core movies from the 80’s where there was heels, stockings and all these long strands of these faux pearl necklaces.

Ones into shoe fetishes like heels for a different reason, they are into the smell of the worn shoes and placing their dick in the shoes and cumming on the shoes. High heels have their fans in many different ways! High heels have been around for hundreds of years, and men even used to wear them. Now you’d make fun of a guy in heels as he’s likely only wearing them because he’s shorter than average.

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Apron Fetish

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Many fetishes seem to have their beginnings in Japan for some reason. They often have very unusual ones that then seem to take root elsewhere. Many times though fetishes already exist in many places, then one place will make them more widespread and popular. Another such fetish is the apron fetish. They call it, “Hadaka”. It means nude wearing only an apron.

Now ones of course might assume this fetish springs from young men recalling their mothers wearing an apron in the family kitchen, likely NOT nude underneath, yet during their formative and sexual awakening years, so it gets mixed in together and the otherwise non sexual garment of an apron then gets sexualized and the focus of their masturbatory fantasies and desires. It’s a simple enough thing really, I certainly would have no issue if a boyfriend wanted me to cook wearing an apron and nothing else. I’ve cooked totally nude many times, a bit tricky if dealing with fried foods that spit tiny drops of hot grease on you!

Since aprons are totally open at the back, they also give way to fucking doggy style over the counter, and many that are dominant would see the outfit as a submissive garment. Being a maid, or one of lesser power doing what he boss or master tells her to do. The French Maid costume is not quite the same, but also a very sexy example of a similar type of themed fantasy.  So yes honey, I will cook you your dinner in nothing but an apron, and I am dessert!

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Halitosis Heaven

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Seeing as I hear about guys into all sorts of gross body odors, from fishy pussies to sweaty asses, to underarms, feet, it never occurred to me of another odor some of us are unfortunate enough to have. Bad breath. It is a real issue for some. Put away your breath spray and “Breath Assure” capsules, for there are ones out there who are not only going to overlook your stinky breath, but seek you out for it.

I truly do not get this one, I can almost get the pussy one, it’s sexual organs, some like the ripe, unwashed smells, don’t understand that, but breath? I’ve known a few people in my life that had very bad breath, to me, it smelled like I hate to say it, shit. There’s a certain compound that is present in both, and it’s a totally revolting smell you literally back away from. To grasp ones want to kiss someone with bad breath, it’s bizarre to say the least. You really do learn something new everyday in this business, I must say.

Countless times I have heard of fart fetish, yet only today have I heard of this one. Breath that would kill a horse is apparently getting some guys hard as rock, and I read some women are into it as well. Until our fairly modern inventions of most toiletries, regular bathing and grooming of only the last century, “bad” smells were indeed the norm, I’m guessing it was overlooked or simply not noticed somehow, and these ones into these kinds of smells are perhaps just more like the folks of yesteryear. We have become so accustomed to everything being squeaky clean and covering our body odors, that we are now ultra sensitive to ones that have them. There truly is someone out there into any weird thing you can think of.

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That Sure Is Cold! BRRRRRR!

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I had heard a few times about ice cubes shoved up the ass, but I heard of a twist on this tonight that a cruel and dominant Mistress was using on her slaves. Taking a condom and filling it with water an then freezing that so it became a frozen cylinder of ice, takes over a day to freeze properly due to the thickness. I’d never heard of this, you fill it, freeze it, then cut the condom off and then insert up the ass of your slave and it can take over 4 hours to melt, the entire time they are squirming from discomfort.

The man I talked to that had this done was really into having things shoved up his ass, from humongous dildos and strap ons to the ice cylinder. His Mistress has NO safe word, so once you pay to go into her lair, there is no turning back, no safety net, you are a willing participant to her devilish administrations. He was considering a session over his Christmas holidays, but wasn’t quite sure if he could take it.

I was laughing at his concerns, he’s had all kinds of stuff done to him and he always willingly goes back for more, so I’m sure he will decide to go through with the Christmastime session he’s thinking about and then call me when it’s over and cry about how much awful stuff she did to him, boo hoo my friend, boo hoo…….From riding bicycles with built on dildos, to some kind of hook thing up the ass, he always does as he is told to, no matter how outlandish.

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