Cum Eaters Rejoice

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I can’t even count the number of times over the years a guy has asked me to make him eat his own cum. Nearly as many times, they are unable to do so since once they actually do, the desire is gone and they can’t do it. I always say, what’s the worst you’d have to do, brush your teeth or use some mouthwash? It’s seriously not that big of a deal, yet they can’t do it in most cases.

I can’t speak for other women, I don’t know how many have licked their own juices after or during masturbating themselves. I don’t think it’s odd to try it once in a while, after all, we all are curious, but to do it all the time is a bit different. There are however some guys that have no problem licking back every drop of their cum, ones that relish squirting it on their chest and scooping it up with their fingers to get it all up. Others who are flexible enough that can get up on their haunches and aim it towards their own mouth, I hear from them too.

Most that do it have to use their hands or fingers though. Some go the extra mile and actually cum into a shot glass and drink it back or even cum into a condom and slurp it out of there. The guys that can’t ever go through with it, I always say, oh yeah, but you expect the ladies giving you a blow job to swill it down like champagne, don’t they now.

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Let Me Show You Something…

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Lots of people like to watch, the voyeurs, and many people like to show, the exhibitionists. The thing is how to get them together so the ones that like to watch are looking at the ones who like to show. They are like opposites sides of the same coin. Ones that enjoy watching, usually get the thrill out of the fact that the ones they are observing don’t know they are being watched, they like that it’s not supposed to be happening.

The ones that like to show also enjoy exposing themselves to ones that do not wish to see them, the shock value at exposing themselves. The naked under the raincoat and flash-ooops there it is! Sadly most that like to show really do not have fitness magazine worthy bodies to begin with, they are usually average or less looking individuals that just like to shock the unsuspecting people they expose themselves to.

I read recently about a lady that liked to do housecleaning in the nude on the first floor so anyone that happened on by her windows might get a surprise, and a man that enjoyed masturbating in front of his open windows as well. Technically they are on their own property, so anyone looking in would be doing the invading, but they are certainly making it easy for ones to discover them, which is what they want to happen to give them a little thrill. It’s all fairly harmless I guess, but spying on people that don’t know it is a bit creepy, but I’m betting most of would given the chance, wouldn’t we?

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Listen To Me……

Some people are very auditory. They don’t get off on visual depictions like porn or naughty pics, they get off on sex sounds. I’ve had some blind clients and it amazes me how much they are capable of when they can’t even see. Some of them are quite into phone sex and erotic audios as they masturbate. Some sites online are especially made for blind users with their erotic audios and laid out to be easy to navigate with their screen reader software they use. I can’t fathom how they can use a computer, my hat’s off to them.

Sex sounds can turn you on in mere seconds if they are the type you like and go wild for. Some that breathe just so or moan just right, it can quickly set your pulse racing and your pussy dripping and cock throbbing. The voice of one we find attractive, even if we have only ever heard their voice, it can drive us over the edge to ecstasy. The way one can drive us wild with the tone of their voice and their sounds, there’s simply nothing like it. Phone sex and erotic audios can be better any day than porn can to some of us.

Some callers have told me a good phone sex masturbation session can be the next best thing to actual sex for them. The intimacy you can feel with another person knowing they are masturbating just for you is a real turn on. To talk to someone in such a sexy and uninhibited manner is a real treat from the everyday!

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Keep Your Eyes Peeled

Now this next fetish has varying reports whether it is real or a fake. I’ve seen articles claiming it’s fake, but there’s so many pictures out there, it seems people are doing it. What exactly are they supposed to be doing? Well the latest craze is apparently licking each others eyeballs. That’s right folks, not their other balls further south, but their eyeballs. Now doesn’t that sound sexy and appealing? Ripe for infection, as the mouth is a hotbed of bacteria, the human bite has more germs than a dog’s.

I flip out when I get a a cat hair in my eye I have to try and get out, or an eyelash. Lightly grazing my fingertip across my eye is not a pleasant thing to do, but someone else’s tongue? Oh lord no…So now going to school with a hickey isn’t good enough to show ones our lovers love us and we allow them to suck on and bite us, now we need eye patches and pink eye to show we really allowed our lovers to have their way with us? Bizarre is one word that comes to mind, but then there are ones into licking every orifice we own, ones into ass licking, ear wax, pee drinking, so for ones that do all that, is it REALLY that far fetched?

Most hearing about this fetish wouldn’t work in the line of work that phone sex operators do and wouldn’t hear all the insane stuff we do, so to us, it honestly doesn’t sound like much of a stretch. If some guy wants to go down on you during your period, is licking your eye not a step above? I can’t see it feeling good for the one being licked though, we by nature do not want anything coming at our eyes. We naturally flinch and close our eyes if something is tossed our way to protect ourselves. So I cannot say if this is a true fetish or not, but I’m thinking somewhere, some time, this has indeed happened. I’ve heard enough to know there’s weird stuff going on we don’t even want to know about.

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Can I Roll You Around Naked In A Barrel?

Fetishes are odd things, we never know quite what it is that sets one off in most cases. Yes, some guys have that “ahh haa” moment where they realize the starting point for one. I have had a few that mentioned a scene in a movie, or something that happened to them that planted the seed. Sometimes an embarrassing incident is what set them off.

When a guy presents me with odd scenarios, I often wonder where such odd thoughts originated from. One asked me, if I’d mind if he rolled me around naked in a barrel, or if I’d mind if he put me in a barrel of paint and then gave me a bath and then took me out for dinner. Hey, at least he was thinking he’d buy the poor girl a meal after her ordeal of being soaked in paint! That man was a character for sure. One of the times he asked if he could hang me upside down, wrap my head in bandages and fill my pussy with honey and jam-all while I was of course suspended from the ceiling with chains around my ankles. Sounds like a lot of fun, eh?

He was also a virgin in his 60’s that lived with his mom and a collection of ferrets, so I’d say he had other issues. Callers certainly call for other reasons than to call about sex. Some have the craziest thoughts they wouldn’t dare unload on a psychiatrist, yet they feel free to share with we phone girls. It’s interesting to hear such crazy things that we couldn’t make up in a million years.

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