Holy Cliffhangers, Batman!

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What could be sexier than a superhero? To some people not a lot apparently. I had a caller the other night that told me about his custom made Robin costume, from Batman and Robin, that he loved to wear for masturbation and encounters with his Mistress. Apparently the Mistress also had a selection of costumes such as Catwoman and Wonder Woman. Now as surprising as it is, this isn’t the first superhero call I’ve ever had.

There have been ones that liked to talk about being dressed up in costume and being put in perilous situations before. He mentioned to me how many time the superhero’s would be tied up by the villains until they outsmarted them and how all the bondage and power struggles was all very arousing. Now I can honestly say I’ve never had that thought before. When I used to watch batman and Robin reruns when I was a little girl after school, and many people did, I never got aroused watching them in any way. I guess boys just see things differently. Now that’s not to say some woman somewhere out there isn’t also into he superhero thing, I’m sure some must be somewhere, but I’ve never come across them as of yet.

I did used to have a thing for Superman, but it was more the actor that played him, Christopher Reeve, him I certainly had a big thing for as a pre teen when the 1978 movie came out, I was quite besotted with Superman and had posters all over my bedroom. Robin however is more of a low key figure, not one of the big guys like Superman, Batman, or Spider Man, so it’s curious to me why someone would desire to be the sidekick rather than the main superhero? Oh well, fantasies work in mysterious ways.

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All In The Family

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Threesomes for fantasies are common, incest is common, but this week I had a call that combined them in a unique way I have yet to have heard of before. A man called in and wanted to watch me with his 2 grown sons, 19 and 22. Well I like young guys, but this guy wanted to watch his own sons. Not participate with them, just watch. I was a bit surprised to say the least. He thought it would be fun.

Now whether he was looking at these boys as an extension of himself, I have no clue. He didn’t want to fuck me, but he sure wanted to watch his sons go to town on me. Not that he wanted them doing anything with each other, it just sounded a bit odd though. I later mentioned this to a guy I chat with and he said he likely wanted to make sure his sons were not gay, which also seemed an odd reply! I swear, I will never understand men if I live a million years, the thoughts that go through their minds.

He sang their praises as how good lovers they’d be and what nice, big cocks they have for me. I didn’t know what to say, I’d never heard a guy speak this way about his sons. Lots of guys talk about wanting their mom, and even to watch her with someone, but this was a new one. Perhaps he wanted to see them prove they were a chip off the old block. No idea, it was different and he loved to talk about they would please me and pleasure me, all while he watched. He didn’t say if he’d be masturbating or not as all this was unfolding in front of his eyes.

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Naughty Nurses

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A lot of guys have a thing for nurses. I’ve had several callers over the years ask me if I was a nurse, I’ve no idea why. Many like the idea of the medical exams and get quite turned on by detailed talks about prostate exams and gloved fingers going up their ass and even talking in medical terms and going through the entire process. Usually the doctor and nurse are both there in the fantasy, sometimes one taking an active roll, other times the other one does.

Sometimes the extraction of a sperm sample is also involved and they have to collect some in a cup to send off to the lab for analysis. I’m not sure why so many have the slutty nurse fantasy in their heads, but it is a popular one. I recall reading in a book by a nurse that she once helped jerk off a patient. It was a burn patient that had had skin grafts on his thighs and he was trying to hump the bed face down, I think his hands were bandaged too, and she found him and was afraid he’d ruin the skin grafts, so she masturbated him. I’m sure things like this do go on, and obviously it’s not spoken about.

Nurses used to be thought of as loose women and whore’s, since they were unmarried women that were seeing naked men and tending to them. So the mythical sexy nurse has a long standing mystique about them that lives on even though most now would never even consider equating a nurse with a whore or a loose woman. The naughty nurse fantasy will no doubt always be around and in the minds of many masturbating men.

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Big Clit Humiliation

clit7A comment in a forum inspired this post. A man asked the ladies if they had ever wanted a bigger clit, like many men would of course wish for a bigger cock. My reply wasn’t very welcomed by the ladies, maybe they all have ugly, weird pussies, who knows. I replied no, I never wished for a bigger clit, I had a tiny, feminine one and was glad I didn’t have some ugly big thing that looked like a cock.

Doing as many small penis humiliation calls as I have, it’s a specialty of mine, I never thought if a woman called doing a clit humiliation call, because it’s too big! Sort of the total opposite. If you Google “big clits”, prepare to be horrified. There are tons on there that are bigger than many guys cocks. I can promise you the clients that email in tiny dick pics would be happy to have cocks the size of some of those women’s clits. I guess before porn we didn’t have pre set ideas in our minds of a perfect looking pussy, but a clit the size of a cock would be pretty gross. I guess for a guy that was into shemales it might be right up his alley, she wouldn’t need a strap on, she’s already packin’!

There must be some guys out there with a fetish for big clits, in all the years I’ve taken calls I’ve yet to hear a guy mention he had a thing for big clit women, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t out there. It might be a more acceptable thing to them than a chick with a dick, a shemale, this is an actual woman with a cock sized clit. But it wouldn’t shoot cum, and maybe that’s what they want. It is a weird looking thing though, I’ll take average any day.

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Oh Barbie!

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There’s sex dolls, then there’s dolls that are used for sex that have nothing to do with being an actual sex doll. I did a call with a guy that told me he had 2 Barbie dolls at the ready. I can honestly say I’ve never heard that before. He wanted me to direct the action with the dolls and his his cock. So I said the one Barbie doll was watching as he took the other and laid his cock between her tiny hands and he moved the Barbie doll up and down so her hands caressed his dick.

Then he took her and I told him to place one of her smooth plastic hands over the head of his cock and just move her hand around the head around his hole. That drove him wild as he circled the tiny doll hand around and around and he soon groaned in orgasmic delight. One called once with a teddy bear, which was kinda disturbing to be honest. I’ve heard about kids doing stuff with their toys when they are younger and I could never quite grasp it. I never did anything like that myself so it seems odd to me, let alone a grown man with 2 Barbie dolls.

I read once about a girl that masturbated with a Barbie doll and inserted it inside and the head came off and the embarrassment that ensued when she went to her mom for help. Oh what a nightmare that would be, I don’t even want to think about such a scenario. So next time you see a grown man in a toy store looking at the Barbie’s, don’t assume it’s for his daughter, it could very well be for him. Odd toy to choose, as they are such hard dolls, not soft and cuddly, oh well, to each their own.

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