World of Sexual Fetishes

Bubblegum Looners

Posted on March 9, 2015 by Sharon

When it comes to fetishes, they don’t have to make sense. Many times to our conscious minds, they don’t. Sometimes with fetishes they are even things that have aggravated us horribly that somehow twist their way into a fixation of sorts. Looners are people that are sexually fixated on balloons. There is also a different sort of looners called Bubblegum Looners, they are fixated on woman that blow bubbles with bubble gum. That seems more normal in a way than straight balloons, but whatever gets you off, I guess.

The pop of the bubble is of course to be compared to the release of orgasm, or guys, they literally say they are going to “blow their load.” People chewing gum is a real pet peeve of mine, so the appeal of it I cannot grasp, ones that smack it and pop it drives me insane and will illicit dirty looks from me, so ones that find that sexually a turn on I can’t understand, but obviously somehow, someway it’s sexually appealing to the person and they wish to watch women blow bubbles, especially when having sex. Much like how guys with say a smoking fetish will get turned on watching a woman smoke as she rides him or gives him a blow job.

The mouth is a common object for a fetish, the smoking fetish with the smoke being blown out, ones into lipstick fetish that love to watch a woman apply lipstick, the bubble gum blowing fetish is not that far removed since it involves the mouth, but also as I said has elements in common with the looner fetish, just more personal than with balloons alone.

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Tongue Twister Phone Sex

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Sharon

I had an interesting caller this week a couple of times, I think he’s the only caller that’s ever asked for tongue twister phone sex. Some callers will ask you to say certain things back to them, but not many are as demanding as this one in what he wanted. He had a thing for patent leather pumps, that popped…and I had to say things like, “I wear my patent leather pumps that pop. I’m going to pop my patent leather pumps.” It was different to say the very least.

It wasn’t sexual in any way, just these combination of words, but obviously shoes are very sexual to some. He said he didn’t know why it turned him on, but it did. Guys like this are a lot more work than average. I don’t mind repeating stuff back, but I’d rather have it written down in front of me and not do it as it’s being said to me then feed it right back, it’s high maintenance client time when one of these guys calls, and that’s not fun. Luckily they are the rarity. These ones are really best suited for audios that they can listen to over and over that are read as written.

Many of the guys into robot fetish like things said back to them as well, in the robot voice, but tongue twisters is a first. I was always good at them and tend to speak a bit quickly, so it wasn’t difficult for me, just odd. Maybe his mom had patent leather shoes that really did it for him during his formative sexual years, he didn’t say, so I don’t really know wherein the fetish was formed that all these decades later is still manifesting itself and arousing him as he masturbates.

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A Little Extra Meat On The Bones

Posted on February 23, 2015 by Sharon

Big girls need some lovin’ too, and lots of callers are into the plus sized babes. With more and more people being bigger these days, it’s more normal and expected to see bigger people around. A few generations ago, of course there were some bigger people around, but not in the numbers you see today. Go to Walmart and have a look around. The big ones pretty well outnumber the average sized ones, so it’s become more expected and even desired since it’s seen as normal.

Lots of bigger ladies can have bigger appetites in the bedroom as well. I’ve known several ladies that were larger and it seems to always have been true for them, they just love physical indulgences and a healthy sex drive is part of that for many of them. There is of course more to love with more meat on their bones and usually a big pair of tits to go with it, more cushion to the pushin’ indeed! Cuddly and soft with lots to grab onto, some guys can even go for the super sized BBW’s and want to feed them to bigger and bigger sizes. Some only want ones over 400 lbs and will fuck their extra deep belly buttons or even their rolls of fat.

Some bigger ladies can be earthy and sexy for sure, but when it gets to the point where they are bedridden or need scooters to get around rather than walk, I’d say that’s the cut off point for being sexy, at least in my eyes, but I guess to some, they don’t mind. It always strikes me as odd you never hear about many thin women with guys that are so fat they are bedridden, but you do see such women with men. No idea why it wouldn’t be equal of ones into it, but it just doesn’t seem to be so.

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Homemade Quicksand Pit For Quicksand Fetishists

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Sharon

I heard from one of the quicksand fetishists I’ve spoken to before this weekend, and I heard something I hadn’t heard before. He actually has plans to one day build his own backyard quicksand pit. I kid you not. Full plans, with a backhoe, cement lined walls, a swimming pool ladder for escaping the 8 feet of clay he intends to fill it with, and a cover to keep out debris and any innocent critters that might happen on by and get trapped.

There aren’t many quicksand fetish callers I get, but the ones out there are certainly very devoted to their fetish and seem to look for any new content to devour, like this blog they will no doubt find! Maybe it ill put an idea in their own minds to make their own pits. Spring is just around the corner, now there’s a unique home improvement project that you can have fun describing to your neighbors! I can’t even imagine where you’d get that much clay to fill it. He said he wants it deeper than he is tall, for total submersion. An hour in there would give him his fill, even talk of an outside shower to rinse it all off afterwards.

It’s all so bizarre, spending thousands on an outdoor quicksand pit to sit in and indulge your fetish. I guess as long as you didn’t have nefarious purposes in mind for it. I bet you wouldn’t be able to get a permit to make it, you’d have to do it on the sly, I doubt the city would approve of it!

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Talk Dirty To Me In A Robotic Voice

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Sharon

This week brings us an interesting call, a combination of 3 different fetishes in one, not a common thing to get more than 1 fetish per call, so this one was a bit odd to say the least. I got one of the rare robot calls where guys want me to talk in a robot voice. Not common, but I get them a few times a year. Then I’m told something quite unexpected, his wife is there. Usually a caller is alone during a call, so while not a typical couples call since I didn’t talk to her, she was there and I heard her talking in the background, and it wasn’t the t.v..

Then the kicker, he was apparently trying to actually get his wife pregnant and could only apparently get hard while listening to a female speak in a robot voice. The wife was apparently ok with all of this. I didn’t know what to say. I’m at a loss as to what sort of woman would want to be impregnated by her husband while he was talking to another woman, let alone in a robot voice, which I’d think most robot fans would keep to themselves as a fetish, so it was a very odd call indeed with me trying to get him hard, which apparently is a regular issue for this guy and only a robot voice can do the trick. My God, what his wedding night must have been like!

Apparently he was still not able to get hard, since I kept hearing in the background as he spoke to her, “It’s not working, it’s not getting hard!” Oh what a call it was, one of my most memorable in a while. Then I was to do the malfunctioning robot voice, imagine the wife hearing that coming out of the phone, if I could get past the weirdness of it all I’d be laughing, but I didn’t hear her laughing, she was trying to get hubby hard while I malfunctioned in his ear, slowing down, speeding up, my a memorable impregnation tale to share with Junior down the road!