As Fowl As It Gets

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When one thinks of bestiality, you usually think of the barnyard variety, or a dog. One poor critter has also been the unfortunate apple of men’s eyes since the beginning of time you wouldn’t normally think of. The bird. I recall a joke my mom told me years ago, “What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky just uses the feather, perverted uses the whole chicken.”

In most cases the poor little things would be horribly injured and need to be put down afterwards due to the size differences, where a man fucking a horse or a sheep wouldn’t really be hurting the animal, but a bird is so small and not designed to have such a large object inserted like a humans penis. Another gruesome fact, many men kill the animal just before they cum in it, because the contractions of its death, make the vaginal or anal cavity contract further, milking the guys cock. So not only are they violated, but will have their neck wrung or slit. What a way to go…

Laws were not as severe for animal sex with a bird than if you did the same with a farm mammal, so birds often were the target of the horny and the cruel. Now an ostrich would be size wise big enough, but they are mean creatures and you could risk disembowelment at the prospect. Why they can’t stick to their hand if a woman isn’t handy, I do not know. Men are odd ones in their choices to spice up their masturbation, not a doubt.

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Honey, Get The Food…

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Food fetishes are alive and well, from food “sploshing”, throwing messy foods like custards, Jello, puddings, etc. and stomping on food. I knew a cam girl once that had lots of food requests, from stomping on eggs, to pouring oatmeal over her head. Ones into this also seem to like seeing women sit on cakes and pies and squishing them and seeing them squirt and break apart. Aside from being a waste of food, it’s harmless enough, a bit messy for sure, but harmless.

It can be fun to get dirty and there are products like chocolate body paints out there, so you can finger paint or use brushes, and paint all over your partner and then of course lick it off. I think that sounds like fun, and tasty too! That whipped cream in a can could definitely make blow jobs more exciting and fun. There was a scene in a movie several years ago featuring a “whipped cream bikini”, I can well imagine the fun the guy would have licking that off and teasing with his tongue the whole time.

Pouring milk all over yourself also seems to be something ones enjoy, a wet tee shirt contest unlike any other. People can sexualize anything, even food which doesn’t seem too sexy for the most part, but too some sends them over the edge into an orgasmic frenzy. I couldn’t get into golden showers or stuff like that, but if some guy wanted to watch me rub oatmeal all over myself as I stood in the shower, where’s the real harm, I could do that much!

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The Art Of Tantric Sex

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How do marathon sex sessions sound, with multiple orgasms, getting to know your partner better and full body, mind blowing waves of orgasmic bliss sound? Sound nice? Tantric sex just may be for your then. Guys that are looking for a 20 minute quickie are not going to like this ancient practice then, many times sessions can go on for hours and hours. I recall reading once the singer Sting has tantric sex and with 7 hour sessions before cumming are not unheard of.

I don’t want to go 7 hours without an orgasm, around 30 minutes would be pushing it for me, but hey, if tease and denial is your delight, you may very well love tantric sex. Tantric sex isn’t just for couples, ones can also use these practices in masturbation. I do talk to many guys that will tease themselves literally for hours before cumming, I don’t know where they find the willpower to carry on for hours, I guess I just have too greedy a pussy to make myself wait for that long or anywhere near it.

Many think tantric sex isn’t just sex, but an actual act of spirituality that can elevate them to a higher plane or spiritual path. Breathing and meditation can be similarly used non sexually, but the tantric sex certainly makes for a more fun spiritual exercise and satisfying one, than meditation alone. Tantra is a sacred form of sex that can be used to bring couples closer together and make their sex lives the most fulfilling type possible.

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Can I Touch You There?

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Something that fetishists are into is tickling. Some focus on the feet, others are the full body variety. A bit of tickling can be fun, but when you have the other person tied up and they cannot escape, then it can move over into the torture area. I recall hearing about a guy that called a couple of girls for a two girl call and one would be tied spread eagle to a pool table and the other girl would be tickled mercilessly.

Now it amused me for a couple of reasons, on a two girl call the girls are not in the same room, they are many miles away, yet the caller somehow thought this was in the same room. Some actually have stockades where the person is fully restrained with no chance of escape. You really couldn’t escape and would be at their mercy, squirming likely until you were crying and they teased and tormented you. If you allow yourself to be tied up and restrained, you’re kind of consenting to be tormented to the point of tears, which some are absolutely comfortable with.

It takes a real sub to allow themselves to be handled in such a manner. The surrendering of control to your Master, your Dom, for his amusement and use. Many would have a safe word for when they have truly had enough. Some however may be ball gagged so they really couldn’t say when they’ve had enough. No one can die from being tickled to death, this is true, but it could make for a darned unpleasant session to be in this state for long.

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Do You Need An Enema?

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Now what the appeal is of an enema, I personally cannot grasp, but make no mistake, there are guys out there who think this is the sexiest thing going. I often get emails telling me how they want to talk about the “itchy, burning feeling back there” that only a doctor, nurse or mommy can satisfy. At that point I usually tell them they need to find someone that can help them out, even for money, I’m not going down chocolate road…

It often seems they have a medical angle going on to this sort of fantasy, as it can be the doctor or nurse that is the one “helping them out”. Many that are into anal play, butt plugs, strap ons and other forms of anal sex often use an enema beforehand to clean things out, so to speak. If it’s clean on the inside and then on the outside from shower or bath, many feel comfortable with various types of anal play, so an enema is a routine thing to them before they get up close and personal with your backdoor.

Some like the feeling of keeping in an enema, some kinds have things they do other than clean you out, like a coffee enema is popular and I saw on a show once a man that used red wine. Well the alcohol is absorbed into your system a lot faster that way than by drinking and if it’s overdone alcohol poisoning can result and he said it burned like hell coming back out. People do very strange things indeed when it comes to matters of sexual stimulation and what they find pleasurable.

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