Futile Love

An interesting fetish to me is women that wish to become involved with prisoners. These are usually shy, sort of pitiful women that romance has not played out for, so they are as desperate as desperate can get when they reach out to the killers and the rapists behind bars looking for what they believe is affection.

It’s tragic really, these fools that are reaching out to dangerous people because they are so lonely. Many have a need to be in the spotlight and for drama, which this situation can certainly provide in spades.

Many of these women don’t actually want someone in their lives on a daily basis, and a situation like this can keep someone at arms length and provide a lacking intensity in their lives. They will no doubt be causing grief and uproar within their families and social circles by becoming involved with a notorious person, thus ensuring they are in the center of attention while this whole situation is going on.

It gives them a purpose, they become embroiled in trying to help the person get out, get new trials, etc. It gives them a cause to fight for. Yet if and when the day actually comes when the convict is released and they can actually be together, it rarely works since the dynamic of the entire “relationship” has changed. They realize they have spent years yearning for a day to day with this person and they finally get it and it’s not what they envisioned at all. It’s pathetic.

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Achoo!

I had a fetish call the other day, many of the girls have spoken to this man, since he opens his calls to all of us in the same way. 
 
“In your opinion, what constitutes the perfect sneeze?” As soon as I hear that sentence, I know who it is. He has a sneezing fetish, as in listening to others sneeze. How one can find this arousing, I can’t imagine, yet I have had a few callers that did. One I even humored and put pepper up my nose if you can believe it, trying to make myself sneeze for his pleasure. sadly, it didn’t work, and all I had was a sore, burning and running nose for an hour afterwards, yet no sneezing for over the next ten hours. 
 
I asked him what made watching a woman sneeze so sexually arousing for him, and was told that in many ways a sneeze is like an orgasm. It involves the entire body, there is a momentary loss of control, and the whole experience simply overtakes you for a few seconds. 
 
I do wish I could sneeze on demand, yet I am simply incapable of doing so. Pepper and willing spirit or not. I have indeed read of a few rare women who have some sort of condition where they orgasm while they sneeze. I can certainly think of worse things that could happen! Pass the pepper! 
 
For girls that can make themselves sneeze on demand, many of these odd callers will pay handsomely, yet it is a talent not easily accomplished. So for the sneezing girls out there, there are guys that will pay to hear it!

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Let ‘Er Rip!

There is a fetish out there for nearly every odd topic under the sun. One of them I have encountered a few times with callers is the farting fetish. I have only ever run into guys that were into this from England. I have found them to be the perviest of all the clients I deal with.

I was a bit surprised when callers started to ask me to make farting noises with my mouth. And they would talk about them going down on me and farting right in their face while they did.

I would think that would be a nightmare  of embarrassment of gigantic proportions, yet they want it. I’d assume most girls would be mortified if that happened during such a moment, yet they actively seek it out.

I can just seeing them asking their girlfriends to load up on beans and cabbage before sexual encounters. I don’t understand why they would want farting noises and smells ever, let alone at such an intimate moment, yet some do for sure, and there are a number of websites out there with “farting porn”. I can’t imagine what they would be like though, since there’s no visual with them, only sound and smell!

The odd things out there that some guys are attracted to, I will never understand. Oh well, not for me to second guess I guess….As long as both of the people are into it, it’s between them and not for others to judge. So if you find a guy into this fetish, feel free to load up on the cabbage rolls and the burritos!

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Gag Me With A Spoon

 

Emetophilia is a sexual fetish in which a person is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. This called a Roman shower, named after the hedonistic Romans who often ate so much at their feasts, they would purge themselves to be able to continue eating.

Surprisingly I have had some callers over the years that were into this fetish. They love the idea of being vomited on, well, their cocks being vomited on, during a very deep blow job. They must like the idea that their cocks would be so big as to reach the back of ones throat and be able to make you gag so much you actually were able to make yourself sick. Countless ones have asked for me to make gagging noises on calls they find it so arousing

Many seem to get into this fetish by accident, from just such an over enthusiastic throat fucking session. They didn’t mean to make anyone throw up, but they did. And then found it arousing in some way. Some even go so far as to *gulp*….eat it…….Lord, the things people get into!

I can’t imagine being a guy getting a blowjob and feeling someone barf on me and think, “This is sooooooo fucking hot! She just puked on me! OMG this is the SEXIEST thing ever!” WTF?

For every body fluid, there is someone, a lot of people, with a fetish for it, even for regurgitated stomach contents……Excuse me, I think I’m going to barf….Oh wait….Someone is going to be really turned on by that!

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Celebrity Fetish

Several of the guys I have as regular clients have a celebrity fetish. And they are by no means obsessed with A listers. Every celebrity out there has their fans, believe me.

One of my best clients is obsessed with a little know female celebrity from the late ’60’s, we talk of little else but this woman and his favorite movie of her.

Ones can be quite taken with famous celebrities and not ever fantasize about “everyday females”. Three of my best clients are very celebrity driven, and we talk of all the famous actresses that they would like to fuck and do things do and have the actresses do to them. Everything from spank them, to watch the celebrities get fucked by others.

When men are obsesses with famous actresses, it gives you a lot to work with. Their movies, how they look, their romances that are talked about in the media and what whore’s they sometimes are with all of their scandalous relationships. I quite like it when I find ones into celebrities.

It’s always more interesting to me when they are taken with ones that are obscure, or that only had a small level of fame many years ago, yet to these men, they are still thought of every single day in a very sexual way, even though now they might be old and totally out of the public eye. To these men, they remain ageless and in their prime at all times.

Many were an object of youthful masturbatory release that to this day, decades later they still invade their sexual thoughts. I’m sure it wouldn’t come as any great shock to the actresses when in their prime they were the objects of sexual fantasies of many men and boys, but how many would be thinking 40 years after their peak, if they are even still alive, that they are still being thought of that way by some…….Very Interesting.

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