World of Sexual Fetishes

Inflatable Pool Toys

Posted on January 28, 2013 by Sharon

I have heard about this caller for a couple of years from other girls, and I always wondered why I never got picked to be called. Well today I did. I knew it was him in the first sentence. I have never heard of anyone else into this fetish before, and as fetishes go, I guess it’s kind of harmless, but odd for sure. They have a fetish for inflatable toys, and ladies popping them, putting their weight on the toy and “hurting them”. He spoke of the toys as if they could feel pain like a person.

Beach balls, the inflatable rings, both were to be not quite stomped on, but popped. It was a very detailed conversation, from the sound the toy would be making as the air whooshed out of it, and if it was popped, if it would have weak spots more vulnerable, etc. It was quite different. I don’t know if such a fetish even has a proper name, I have never heard it if it does. I spoke of wearing spike heels and how they would quickly make the toys pop, the sound of the heel sinking into the vinyl toy and the noise it would make as if it was in pain.

Steadying myself on a counter so I could get both feet on the beach ball and make it pop. Now perhaps the popping/bursting would be like an orgasm? The same way ones into sneezing parallel the sneeze as similar in the losing control. I’ve no idea, nothing sexual was even mentioned, it was all the standing on and popping the toy, not one mention of cock, pussy, fucking at all. I wonder if he has a pool? And what kinds of girls he asks over and what all goes on…..Could be very interesting!

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Size Queens

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Sharon

I was chatting with a young man tonight who was quite proud of his cock size-10 inches long and 7 inches around. There can be too much of a good thing, since he said some gals he’s been with-or attempted to be with cannot take it, it’s just too big for most to take. He said it’s more the girth than the length that ones find hard to take in. I said I’d likely never be able to, I’m only 5’2 and very, very tight, it wouldn’t go in for sure.

But some women would be drooling at the prospect. There have been a few callers I have had not been the small penis humiliation callers I get so many of, but ones in the opposite direction, that are so big they cannot be accommodated by most women. There can be too much of a good thing, but for everyone out there they will find someone able to take in their oddity, I’m convinced of it. One said he was 11 1/2 inches long and only 2 women he’d ever met could take him, one was a lady that had had 3 children and was quite stretched out and the other a big strapping 6 foot+ tall woman that was big all over.

He’d in many ways been as cheated as a guy with a 3 inch one, most women don’t want the small one and will reject them, most cannot take the large one even if they’d want to, opposite sides of the same coin. Mother Nature can be cruel, she really can….If the sizes were divided equally between, they’d both have been happy, yet both were miserable for similar reasons. They just need to find someone that would be able to take it all, but that’s hard to tell a lady right off the bat. “Hi, I’m Dan, I’m nearly a foot long, can you take it?” I dunno about that line……

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Don’t Make Fun Of My Batman Pajamas!

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Sharon

The number of men into spanking is fairly high. I used to think, before I got into this business, that ones into spanking wanted to mostly spank the woman, but it’s fairly rare I get a client that wants to talk about spanking me, most want to be spanked themselves.

Last night I spoke to a client that I hadn’t talked to in a while, he only calls a couple of times a year. Normally I wouldn’t give out such details about a client as this, but he’s one of the narcissists that love to be talked about. He even told me to feel free about telling others about him, which I have. I wasn’t sure it was him, but I wondered, when he called. He started out by asking about other guys I talked to that were into spanking, I told him about my most frequent one, that’s into the actress Susan George from Straw Dogs. Then I mentioned another client, one that wore Batman pajamas from San Francisco that hires medical students to spank him a few times a year. He asked me what I thought about that and I said well, it’s kind of weird, but he’s not hurting anyone or breaking the law, so it’s his own business.

Then a few minutes into the call he said he was the one in the Batman pajamas and he was impressed with my memory of all the details. I said, well, I can honestly say I’ve never had another client that said he wore Batman attire and he also wears Batman underwear. So he wanted me to tell others about him and his fetish for getting spanked, and by paddles, whips, belts, very seldom by bare hand. It’s just not strong enough.

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Belch!

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Sharon

This next fetish is new to me, I am always learning something everyday by these odd clients of mine, they continually educate me on points of perversion I was not familiar with. I got an email this week from a man asking if I could burp on demand. Now I have been asked to sneeze, fart, blow my nose, but never burp. I am convinced for every odd or disgusting bodily function, there is someone out there that gets off on it.

I told him I didn’t think I was the gal for him. Nose blowing I can do on command, but the rest, not really. I’m sure he will find a girl that has filled herself with carbonated beverages and be in 7th Heaven. How ones could get aroused by something you’d normally be embarrassed to do in front of another person, I do not know, but he was quite entranced by the entire idea.

Some like the idea of a very prim and proper lady being made to do things they normally wouldn’t or having something happen by accident. If you drink something carbonated too quickly, it’s pretty common to burp and fairly easy to conceal it was well, but these guys into burp fetish-and he’s not the only one by any means, there are burp fetish websites out there for ones that get aroused by it, clips of girls burping in everything from bikinis to nude. It’s harmless enough, as most fetishes are, but just seems odd, as most fetishes do…

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Pump It Up, Baby!

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Sharon

We’ve all heard of penis pumps for guys, usually used by ones that have erection difficulties before the invention of Viagra and actually not very safe, they can burst blood vessels and be permanently damaging to the penis. But there are also “Pussy Pumps” for females, I am not sure as to the damaging ability of them, but they are designed to engorge blood into the vaginal lips and clitoris and make for a more sensitive genital area and therefore a more satisfactory one.

It never ceases to amaze me the devices that are available out there for ones seeking to try new avenues of sexual pleasure and adventure. The reviews of them I have read were fairly mixed, some liked them, but an equal part number felt they were a waste of money and of little use. I guess like most things you need to try it for yourself and see if it’s something you will find enjoyment from. But the price of many sex toys can be a bit expensive for trying something one time and deciding you don’t like it. Most of these sex toys also cannot be returned for a refund unless they are defective, not just because you didn’t like it.

Some of these devices seem downright bizarre in my opinion, but I’m convinced for everything there is someone out there that will like it and derive some pleasure from it. I’ve only gotten swollen pussy lips the old fashioned way, from actual stimulation, not from vacuum pumping some odd device on them that’s designed to make it get engorged faster. What is with the rush? Are we on deadline for orgasm? Do we have people beating on the door? Seems a bit silly to me to be honest, but I guess if some like it, who am I to say it’s bad for everyone? Enjoy…..