Hicupps Are Sexy?

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I have had guys call for calls about sneezing, nose blowing and farting and burping, but now I have heard from one with a different fetish-one for hiccups. Apparently some find watching women shaking uncontrollably as their bodies are wracked by hiccup after hiccup sexy. Not quite sure where the appeal lies here. It’s extremely annoying to have the hiccups. I have breathed into bags to nearly the point of fainting to get rid of them, the idea that someone is turned on by this is amazing to me.

I think it’s that we cannot control them that seems to be the appeal of these sorts of fetishes like hiccups and sneezing, nothing at all we can do to stop it or control it, it’s beyond our control.  This loss of control seems to be precisely the thing that appeals to the men with this fetish. I have looked online after learning f this fetish and there are indeed websites and forum boards for ones into this. One thing I noticed was many sites even have a soundfile section where you can listen to ones as they are hiccupping. Imagine masturbating to that sound!

You can make yourself sneeze sometimes by pepper, can blow your nose, burp with a few mouthfuls of pop, but how you would make yourself hiccup, I really cannot picture. Maybe they go after drunks? No clue. As fetishes go, it’s fairly harmless, like many it’s just odd, no real harm. So pass the champagne, it just might make me hiccup….

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Heavy Cummers

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A fetish for many guys, not quite sure if it would be a true fetish, but it’s a deep desire, is to become a heavy cummer. Some men seek to increase their sperm volume incredibly. Every week at least I get emails in my spam folder for some kind of supplement or pills for increasing sperm volume. Now to me, I’d think they’d want less. Less ejaculation would be less mess. Who wants more mess? Apparently they do.

I guess somehow in their minds they think more output of fluid means a stronger, better feeling orgasm, it doesn’t really make sense, yet they seem convinced of it being synonymous. I can’t see most women that swallow wishing for even more to swallow, I think most would like less. How many times on the phone are men trying to impress me with telling me they have porn like displays of 8+ shots of cum, not the average 1-2 squirts that most men achieve. One teaspoon is the average output per ejaculation. I swear most men would be happy with 1/4 cup!

More isn’t always better, yet you cannot convince some of this fact. Taking pills of heaven knows what to increase volume, well I guess they can only measure output volume before and then a couple of months later after being on said supplements to see if there’s any marked difference in the amount. Most people simply do not consume enough liquids, so even just being properly hydrated may make a difference without resorting to any pills. I seriously doubt any Dr. would be concerned if a man came to them and told them their sperm output was lacking. Unless you’re cumming dry, I wouldn’t be concerned.

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I Want Your Hair In Pigtails, Baby…

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A fetish many guys have is for younger girls. Hair worn in pigtails or a pony tail and dressing up in school uniforms is often a way to indulge this type of fantasy. I will never forget a personal phone partner that upset me when he said a couple of times he wanted me to make my voice higher, I don’t sound old, so I didn’t understand and was made to feel old sounding until I got the full picture when he asked if I’d call him daddy….Ohhhhhhhhh, THAT’S why you want me to sound younger. It’s not that I sound “old”, it’s that you want really young sounding. Um, not happening.

When he knew how upset I was he let it go, but I then got the full gist of what he’d been going for, oh boy. Just too vanilla for most guys, I guess. The pigtails do give that young look, as most grown women simply don’t go around sporting them, so it adds to the overall look and feel of the underage girl they are fantasizing about. Pigtails and pony tails can also be used as handles of sorts and can be used to tug the head around as they have their dick down your throat and pull you back when fucking you doggy style.

So if your guy is into younger girls, why not surprise him by greeting him when he comes home from work wearing a schoolgirl uniform and having your hair in pigtails (think the Britney Spears video “Hit Me Baby One More Time”). If you can handle it that is, don’t ever make yourself uncomfortable for any guy, you’ll just resent them.

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Cuckold Fantasy

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Cuckold for many men is a big part of their fantasy lives. I cannot even count how many have called with this sort of fantasy over the years. Then I get the inevitable question, how do I bring it up to my wife? Most women are not going to go for this or jump on board with it. I always suggest getting some cuckold porn, watch it with her and then asking their opinion on it that way. Break the ice and ask them how they feel about that. Is that of any interest to them?

That’s the easiest, non confrontational way to go about bringing it up. Some are content just hearing about if their wife or girlfriend would be out on a date and what they did, others want to watch, some want to get right in their and fluff up the cocks for their wives beforehand getting them hard for their wives. And lest we not forget the cream pie they so crave, the leavings of another man that have been shot deep inside their woman that they are going to lick out, drop by precious drop….

Many realize they will never actually have their women in such a scenario. They know the mere mention of it would not go over well at all, so a fantasy is what it remains. No harm in dreaming I guess is what they figure. So many crave to suck cock at their women’s request, they wish to be turned into a bitch that does as they are told. On their knees, there to be used, fucked, gagged with cock.

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Six Pack Abs

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One of the top body fetishes for men and women is abs. I have to admit, I have got his one myself. If I see a 6 pack of killer abs, I drool. Now they also have to be on  a good looking guy, an ugly guy with a good body doesn’t do it for me. Guys are far less picky. You could have a girl with a face that would stop a clock, but if she had a great body, they don’t seem to mind.

Not many women fall into the 6 pack abs territory, even the most toned of ladies stomachs would be soft in comparison to a man’s, it’s just how they are built. Some guys like a nice, rounded tummy on a girl, others not, but curves are a good thing on the ladies. I do not find larger guys attractive at all, to me it makes them more feminine in appearance to be rounded, so not only are they big, they are less manly looking to me. Double standard I know, but what can I say…

Some guys even love to cum on a woman’s tummy. I’d rather they wouldn’t pull out, I’d rather that load of cum inside, but some love to see their gooey load shot all over a nice round tummy. Some like it on the tits, others like it on the tummy. Little drops of wet cum dripping down the navel and stomach. I would love to rake my nice long nails lightly down the 6 pack abs of a handsome guy, what a turn on.

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