Fake Boobs Are Hot?

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Most men go gaga for big, natural tits, but recently I talked to a man that was quite taken with artificial breasts-much more so than real ones. I found this quite odd since most everyone prefers natural. This guy felt a woman who goes the expense and trouble of going through with this procedure really cares about her appearance. I can’t disagree she cares, it’s vanity driving her decision.

Most fake boob jobs sadly do look fake and are easily seen as fake if you can see the woman nude. Fake boobs in porn are spotted a mile off. Many all but look like baseballs under the skin they are so badly done. Yet this man was really turned by obviously fake breasts. Titty fucks are popular, and a big pair of fake tits can certainly do that when a pair of natural A cups simply will not. Under clothes fake tits will look just fine, but nude, they usually look fairly bad and unnatural.

Some men ask if mine are fake or natural if they haven’t seen them, I say of course they are real, they aren’t that big, so ones wanting fake ones would likely get bigger than mine are naturally, and some have said the difference in fake and real is so evident by touch as well, so I was surprised anyone would like fake over real, but I guess for everyone out there, some variation will appeal. Some fake boobed girls do have their fans, not a doubt.

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Have A “Pisskey Sour”

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Some love the scent of a woman, others love the taste of a woman. Last night I spoke to one who liked to make cocktails out of their pee. He called it a “Pissky Sour”. (Also a would-be comedian apparently.) Oh he was full of unusual little names for things, but this one was particularly colorful if I do say so myself. There are certainly men who enjoy drinking a woman’s piss, I hear from them. Some are happy with being pissed on, others want to drink the golden nectar right from the source.

To drink a woman’s essence like this is the ultimate turn on for a man in some cases, they want every part of her and what better way in their minds. This particular guy wanted to talk about dipping her pee soaked panty crotch into the glass and then drinking it, not just the pure pee, Oh the stuff guys tell me, I couldn’t make it up in a million years. This man was wearing his wife’s panties as he called and talked about having his secretaries panties for the “drink”. He had quite a fixation on her and her panties, it’s a wonder she didn’t miss the ones he’d stolen from her workout bag she’d brought into the office with her.

Picture a cocktail glass, filled with ice cubes, pee soaked panty crotch stretched across the top of the glass, and poring some club soda through the crotch, quite a mental image that creates, I must say! Panties that were worn all day, sweaty, pissy, pungent and oh so flavorful. This was his dream cocktail. Prettier picture than just plain old pissing down the throat, a bit more imagination for sure.

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Panty Boys

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Now we’ve all heard of guys with a panty fetish, but there are many branches on the panty fetish tree. One I know writes elaborate stories about panties-panties that talk…and oh the things the panties say about the ones wearing them, it’s all quite unusual. For instance, I was not aware that all panties are lesbians that crave to be next to pussy all the time, and they don’t like men wearing panties at all, it angers them. Oh the stuff I hear, I couldn’t dream it up in a million years.

If it makes him happy though, no harm really, but some of these guys sure have imaginations. Panties apparently have a lot to say about the ones wearing them. He likes them called “pannies”. It’s hard to imagine one being so turned on by a piece of fabric, yet many do, they have entire fantasy lives built around them. Masturbating in them, smelling them, sucking on them, wearing them, stealing them from others. So many stolen panties out there by guys that are fixated on them and their smell. The smell that comes from being pressed up against the pussy all day long.

The silky fabric against their cock and balls is enough to drive some over the edge and cum in their panties. Apparently panties don’t like cum in them either, but some will be cummed in and soaked right through as they are worn and masturbated in.  So many panty boys out there, it’s hard to keep them all straight. They really are a little bent though to be honest…

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Sweaty Feet

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Not everyone into a foot fetish is into toe sucking and foot licking. Not all are even into foot jobs. There seem to be a few branches on the foot fetish tree. Some are just into smells. Some don’t even need the feet, just the shoes or the boots the feet have been in and now smell like is good enough for some. The smell of feet is intoxicating to some more so than the finest and most expensive French perfumes.

A man the other night was saying how much he loved stockings-ones that had been worn and that were smelling of feet that had been in them all day walking around, how the very smell was enough to get his dick hard and drive him wild. Some will wrap the stocking around their cock and become very aroused at that, the texture of the nylons, the feeling of them on their cock. I’d think skin against skin would be the ultimate, but no, for many the fabric of the sheer stockings can get them hard as a rock, and the smell of the feet in addition to that is enough to send them over the edge to orgasm after orgasm.

Feet are a strange thing to fixate on when you think about it, yet they are the number one body part to be objectified and into a fetish, so there must be something there. Maybe some winter boots on a hot summer day would make them wild, just think of all the sweat building up…..Yummy!

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Humiliation Anyone?

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Small penis humiliation is one of the most popular fetishes that I personally encounter during calls, it’s a specialty of mine for sure since I deal with so many of them. One thing that always gets me curious though that I did indeed just get a while ago yet again, are guys into small penis humiliation that in fact do not have a small penis at all. Even a larger than average one can like these types of calls I have found.

It seems to be the humiliation they crave more than anything. Many times a caller will say they seek humiliation, yet when I ask of what kind, they seem at a loss as to what to ask for. I cannot read minds, so I start at the top and ask if small penis is what they are seeking, no, racial, no, not black, then what sort? “Oh, I don’t know, just ‘humiliation'” good grief, can you be a bit specific, just a little to let me know what you are looking for?

Some men can be very frustrating with conversations like this. They don’t know what they seek and they expect us to know what they want without them telling us. But why a guy would want to imagine having a small cock I cannot imagine. They must want to diminish themselves in their own eyes and be made to feel unworthy in some way on some level. Shall I give you a good, swift kick in the balls while I’m at it? Will that humiliate you to a degree as well, to know I’m now physically overtaking you? Many men do seem to want women to take the lead in their lives and feel genuinely uncomfortable that society has placed them in charge because of the mere fact they have been born with a cock. No worries, I will be happy to put them in their place.

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