Secret Santa

Secret Santa at work is usually pretty much of a bust I’ve found. This year however something was definitely a little different. I still have no idea who gave me my gift, and what a gift it was. I took my box home and opened it there, I was in a rush to get to a last minute appointment and it’s a good thing I did not open it in the office in front of everyone. I’d have died of embarrassment if I had done so. My Christmas gift was a sex toy. I have wracked my brain trying to think of who could have given it to me.

I was stymied all night and I have to say, I was curious to try it. I wonder how they knew I’d like it? It was one of those clit sucking vibes. I’ve been curious to try one and as soon as I got home and opened it, I wanted to try it out. I was very impressed with it. It made me cum so very hard when I lay back and slid my clit into the hole where the sucking takes place. I think I was cumming in under three minutes, it was such an intense orgasm.

I used it several times over the course of the next few days, wondering who on earth had given it to me. I found out a few days later, when I was getting coffee for my boss and he whispered in my ear he hoped I’d liked my toy he’d given me. I spilled the coffee all over the top of his desk and was mopping it up. I knew he liked me, but my goodness, this could prove interesting for us both in the coming months ahead. My boss giving me a sex toy. I have a feeling this is just the beginning for us.

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Merry Christmas, Darling

Christmastime can be hectic and overly busy, we all know this. It can also be a very romantic time of the year. The lovely decorations, all the wonderful music and food and togetherness. My husband and I love it so much, it can be a wonderful time for very romantic lovemaking as well. Yes, a quickie is fine now and then and some raunchy hot sex can hit the spot, but if it’s romance and togetherness you are seeking to bring your relationship even closer together it can be a most wonderful time of the year!

Making time for one another is always a god thing, but when you’re busy, it means even more, since that means you went out of your way to carve out time for you to spend together, regardless of your busy schedules, so it will mean even more than usual. It seems natural to want to take more time off than usual this month and if you have a significant other, indulge them, give them a massage, do something special for them they will always remember. Sometimes it truly is more blessed to give than to receive. It really is in the spirit of Christmas to give and be generous and more kind than you usually are the rest of the year.

Sometimes over the holidays, men call up phone sex lines because they are alone and have absolutely no one to spend the day with. Most people have families and they seriously do not even consider ones without them and how that day makes them feel. I like being available to them on that day. I was discussing this with a caller just today when he asked if anyone calls on Christmas. I said yes, the sad sacks call, but who’s ultimately sadder, the ones calling or the ones answering. A sad sacks Christmas……..If you have a lady in your life or a family, try and be extra nice to them at this time of year.

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Lesbian Christmas

My girlfriend and I love Christmas. When the house is all decorated, it looks better than any time during the year. We usually get one another some new sex toys to try out and some lingerie as well as other non sexual gifts. We spend most of our time in the living room to enjoy the decorations. I always have Christmas music on and make several batches of eggnog to keep on hand during the holidays. Another thing we do, a naughty thing, is we take to making love in the living room, usually in front of the fireplace.

It’s romantic to make love in front of a fireplace no matter who you’re making love with. Last night I laid down in front of the roaring fireplace and my lady love began to gave me a massage all over. My muscles were putty in her hands and soon the red lingerie was a pile on the floor. I was nude on the faux fur rug and legs spread. She kissed up and down the insides of my thighs and I knew I was wet as anything as she approached my pussy. I could feel my flowing wetness open my lips like a moist flower and she kissed me there.

She tasted my wetness and dove her tongue into me and tasted me. Spreading her tongue all over my lips, my clit and even my pink little asshole. I whimpered as she made me writhe underneath her. I was in heaven with her mouth on me and soon her fingers within me. I basked in her sensual administrations. It felt so good to feel her kisses and her sucks between my legs. I just adored it and was soon gushing all over her beautiful face. Our Christmastime sessions are always so fucking hot, I adore it.

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Meet Your New Girlfriend

One of my shy callers is having quite a dilemma. He’s not sure if he should take the plunge and buy an expensive sex doll for himself. He seems unwilling to admit the chances of his finding an actual woman to fuck are slim to none for the rest of his life. He’s in his sixties, average looking, but zero confidence when it comes to the ladies. Currently his pillow is his only girlfriend. He’s a pillow humper. He isn’t sure he’d be able to look himself in the mirror if he took the plunge and bought a life sized silicone sex doll for himself to fuck. It’s honestly the closest he’s going to get.

Like many men, he’s afraid of getting arrested of he goes to a real hooker, diseases are also a concern. But he feels that doll would be crossing a line he can’t get back from. Like actually admitting he’s fucked a woman for the last time in his life. That this is it, a life sized silicone sex doll that looks like a woman is the best he can hope to achieve from here on out. The cleaning of it afterwards would also be a lot of work and quite gross. I’d think in that time when you’re flushing out the sperm filled orifices, you’d be filled with a sense of shame and disgust with yourself.

They are on the other hand a lot easier to deal with than women that won’t shut up, the dolls will never nag you or make you angry as a real woman might. Life is a lot more complicated now with people further apart than ever, an inanimate doll can seem a more realistic partner than a real one. Sad times. It’s just a masturbation enhancement tool of course, but many would feel psychologically feel worse about themselves after going that far. I guess that’s up to each man to decide.

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The Sex Show

Many years ago a boyfriend and I went to see a live sex show. I was only twenty and didn’t have much experience. I wasn’t that gung ho on the idea, but he really wanted to go, so I went along. I was surprised how horny I got watching them. It was mostly men in the audience and I’m sure most wanted to masturbate right then and there but it was not allowed and there were staff there watching the crowds to make sure things didn’t get out of hand. Several were leering at me, one of the only women in there.

After the show was over my boyfriend and I fucked all night, over stimulated by the show we’d seen. The man of course was hung like a horse, and could fuck for the entire length of the show. Most average men are simply not up to that performance level. I had never seen anything like it, I’d only even seen a porn movie once, this was before the internet. I was very aroused watching all the seedy goings on up on the stage and our sex life that week was quite thrilling. It was in absolute overdrive.

My boyfriend like to talk about us being up on a stage and having dozens of horny people watching us and how exciting it would be. Of course I’d never do anything like that, but it was fun to fantasize about all those strangers getting aroused by watching us fucking and then knowing they were going home to masturbate like fiends. You just felt like you were watching something so personal, so intimate, and it was right up there on a lit stage with everyone staring. I wondered how much they got paid and if anyone in their families knew what they did for money.

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