Trick Or Treat, Smell My Feet….

I can’t even count how many times a caller has asked if they could buy my worn stockings. The guys that have feet smelling fetish are different than the ones that want foot jobs, yes of course some have both fetishes, they do cross over a lot, but some are only into the smelling.

Shoes that have been worn all day and are damp and sweaty are like the finest French perfume to ones into smelling feet. They crave to suck and lick sweaty toes and feet. Some are also into dirty feet, as in not just sweaty, but literally having dirt on them, as if you’d been walking around in bare feet all day outside and they are covered in grime, they like the idea of cleaning them off with their tongues.

Guys are into some pretty odd things, but if smelling sweaty feet and shoes is their worst vice, that really isn’t too bad I would say. Not too distasteful, just a tad quirky.

This pretty well seems to be a male fetish, as most seem to be. I have yet to ever read of a woman caught smelling a man’s dirty socks or running shoes. It likely is going on somewhere, but I haven’t read about it. Women into the foot smelling fetish all seem to be into other women’s feet. I guess guys are just too, well, gross….Women have beautiful, fancy high heels and sexy, silky stockings, and some have lovely feet, the same just can’t be said of men.

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Grow Your Hair!

One of the more fun fetishes is a hair fetish. One of the guys at my British company has called a few times and he always wants the two of us to be wearing long wigs. I told him I already have long hair, yet he insists on the wigs, I guess he has more of a wig fetish, only one I’ve spoken to that has one.

Hair fetishes are usually to do with head hair, but some still like a hairy pussy. I have been hung up on more than once upon being truthful about how I’m shaved when the man calling has his heart set on talking to a woman with a full, hairy bush. One was insulted when I said I wasn’t some ungroomed, werewolf. I was laughing, but he was insulted.

There is even an offshoot of ones with a hair fetish and that is ones with a hair cutting fetish. There are actually people out there that get off on watching videos of ones getting their hair cut or shaved off entirely. Fairly harmless, really. I even read comparisons to ones watching a woman getting long hair cut off to a man being castrated. Perhaps not as permanent, but that’s quite a comparison!

Having had long, mid way down my back, hair since my early teens, except for a few times when I wore it short, I can understand the appeal of long hair. Nearly every time I cut my long hair off, only a couple of times in my life, I was in tears in hours at my decision. What took years to grow was cut off in mere seconds. I even recall a female hairdresser one time putting my hair into a ponytail and cutting it off and saying she’d always wanted to do that!

I have always felt more feminine with long hair, so I understand men that want a woman with long, luxurious tresses they can run their fingers through and have lovingly brushed over their naked bodies. It’s very sensual, and I like long hair on men as well.

Even going back to the biblical days, Samson felt his strength would be lost if his hair was cut. And even today, many religions want women to keep their hair covered, as it is a glory only to be shown and shared with their husbands.

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Rock A Bye Baby

This next fetish, oh how I hate these weirdos that call that are into ABDL. For those of you not in the know, that stands for Adult Baby Diaper Lovers. Grown people, usually men, that are actually sexually aroused by wearing diapers and sucking on bottles and as they say in England where so many of these oddballs are, “wetting their nappies.” ICK!

I don’t understand why ones want to lose control of their bodily functions on purpose. I guess in some way they want to return to a more carefree, innocent time in their lives where all problems were taken care of by parents and they themselves had little stress in their lives, so they want to regress to that happier time when they had no demands placed upon them.

Not a lot of research has been done on adult babies, since most with this fetish keep it under their hats. I get a lot of these calls, I dislike them immensely, and most men don’t tell their girlfriends or wives they are into this, they know it’s a shameful fetish to be involved with, and I enjoy humiliating them. Only one was at all remorseful, he was nearly suicidal actually. He told me he’d been to psychiatrists many times, and they had no real answers for him, other than to stop doing it.

He felt it was wrong, yet he couldn’t bring himself to stop doing it. I told him I too thought it was wrong, but in the scheme of life, he wasn’t hurting anyone, so if that was his worst transgression in life, it wasn’t very serious. There are so many odd fetishes out there, but this one is much more popular than the average person would believe I have found.

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Fur Coat Fiasco

This next fetish is a bit of an odd one. I haven’t come across more than a couple of people into this even with all the calls I have done. It’s fur coat fetish.

I thought this man was joking when he called and told me he has a collection of more than a dozen fur coats. I asked how he could afford so many and he replied he finds them in thrift stores. I asked why he was wearing a fur coat, considering it was July when he called, and he said he only ever masturbates while wearing fur coats. He said he just turned on the air conditioning to be more comfortable.

I wasn’t familiar with this fetish until he called, and he’s called a few times over the last few years. He just had to say he was wearing a fur coat, and I knew it was him. He’s an Englishman, and I have always found clients that call that company in England quirky yet quaint in their own eccentric way. They have certainly taught me a lot about odd fetishes.

Men not only apparently enjoy masturbating while wearing fur coats, but some like to have sex with ladies while wearing them as well. When I asked the man in England why he likes it so much, he went on about not only how soft and sensual the fur is, but the smooth, cool satin lining that feels so good against the skin. It takes all kinds I guess, but as much as I love the look of some fur coats and the way they feel, I don’t think I could wear one considering how they come to be. I just love furry little critters too much, but some obviously have no issue with wearing and buying them.

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Swapping Spit

When one mentions an essential fluid for sex, they might think cum, or female lubrication, but there is another essential body fluid that makes sex better, kissing better, pussy licking and cock sucking better…..That particular fluid is saliva. There are plenty of guys with a saliva fetish.

Many guys like to either be spat on or spit on their partner. Have it spat right down their throat. Collect it from others to masturbate with even. Now come on, who among us when no lube around hasn’t used spit to masturbate with in a pinch if things were a little dry? It is honestly not a bad lubrication.

There is a whole saliva fetish porn thing going on out there of ones spitting all over others. What could be sexier than hocking up gobs of spit all over someone?

I actually have a client that talks about spitting all over women’s faces as they give him a blow job. He’s a real pig and I blocked him, I don’t need to listen to that. If they want to be spat on, that’s weird enough, but I won’t talk about anyone spitting on me. Several I have spoken with want me to make spitting noises over the phone, pretending I am spitting all over them.

Now it’s one thing to drool all over a cock during a juicy blow job, but when ones are collecting spit from strangers in cups to go home and masturbate with, that has just crossed some line of weirdness in my eyes.

I guess it’s harmless enough if everyone involved is agreeable, but a little odd to say the very least. Saliva has it’s place in sex for sure, makes things nice and slippery, but to spit aside from that, a bit too icky for me.

 

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