Pumping Iron

There’s men that like dominant women, then there’s men that like STRONG women. And I mean as in overpowering them physically.

This fetish with female body builders hasn’t cropped up too many times on calls I have done, but I have come across it a few times. It reminds me a little of the giantess fantasy, of the super big 50 foot tall woman.

These pumping iron types are not feminine at all, most of them look like men in a bikini with lipstick, I cannot fathom who could find them attractive, but as we have all learned, every fetish out there has its fans to be sure.

I can just see some 98 lb weakling with sand getting kicked in his face in secret fantasizing about some woman who’s three times as strong as he is pinning him down and showing him who’s boss and smothering him with her pussy, her big, muscular, thighs clamped around his head till he screams for mercy and air.

Her lifting him up above her head as if she’s lifting up a huge weight and showing her extreme physical dominance. There are body builder porn videos out there, I’d imagine with scrawny men and these women with superhuman strength doing everything they can to use these weaklings for their own pleasure.

There’s no way these guys could ever overpower these gals, they’d be fools to think they could. They don’t want to anyway, they want to feel helpless and not in control. And they do…

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Oh Granny…..

 

Oh I have had an odd one the last week that has called several times. He wants his grandmother to extract daily sperm samples from him, multiple times a day of course, and granny is to be wearing pantyhose he can run his hands all over as this extraction takes place. It’s all quite medical, she was a former nurse and collects the samples to examine them and deliver them to the Dr.

He loves to think of his grannies silky, shiny, soft nylon pantyhose and how they arouse him so. Makes you wonder what went on in his youth to bring such odd, vivid fantasies to life and for him to keep reliving them on a nearly daily basis.

People have odd fantasies to be sure, but granny in pantyhose taking daily sperm samples is a bit out there to be sure. I’m betting he saw granny changing into pantyhose at some point in his childhood, and perhaps got one of his first erections, and it’s stayed with him ever since.

Maybe he even took grannies pantyhose and masturbated with them and wrapped them around his cock. Nylon has a very distinctive feel to it, so I’m sure his cock has many sensation memories from the pantyhose he fantasizes about to this day.

As long as he keeps calling, I will do my best to help him with his granny/pantyhose fantasies and daily sperm collections on his way to and from work. He gets so horny calling me granny!

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Blow The Man Down

Last night I got a call from someone with a fetish I’d never come across before. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, you hear something new. This man asked me to do something I’d as of yet never been asked to do on a call before. He asked me to blow my nose.

Now there are a few sneezing fans I have come across, but never one into nose blowing. So I said fine, I had a box of Kleenex right beside me, so I gave it a go, but honestly didn’t have much to blow.

Then we went into a 10 minute conversation about my nose blowing habits if you can believe it. I never had such a conversation in all my life. How many times a day, after any activities, after eating any foods was it required. Yes, after soup and spicy foods, usually. I told him if only he’d messaged me 5 minutes before calling, I could have boiled some water and inhaled it to loosen things up.

I asked him why the sounds of a woman blowing her nose was so erotic to him, and he didn’t really have an answer other than, “the noise”. My first thought was gee, you’d love my mom then, when she blows hers it sounds like a trumpeting elephant! But alas I refrained from such a comment…….

I said cold and flu season must be like a veritable bonanza for him, and he heartily agreed. He then asked if I could try and blow one more time, so I humored the poor odd man and tried. He was grateful for my efforts and asked if I did recordings, and that perhaps after having a cry or some soup, I could make one of me repeatedly blowing my nose for him. Just another day, and yet another fetish…..

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Smokin’ Hot……

I am convinced for every act out there, there is a fetish someone has for it. This next case in point is smoking.

It’s dirty, stinky, unhealthful and expensive, yet some men get off on seeing a woman smoke while having sex or doing other sexual things.

In the days of black and white movies when health risks were not known, yes, it could look glamorous to be dragging away on a cigarette, but it was still a stinky habit. Many t.v. shows at the time were heavily advertised by cigarette companies, so of course many of the actors in the show they were sponsoring smoked in the series. It became natural to see others smoking and looking seductive.

How many times have I picked up the phone and heard, “Do you smoke?” Well, no I do not, and when ones ask if I can light up a cigarette, I just make up an excuse that I only smoke outside and not in the house, so they won’t be expecting blowing and puffing sounds.

Many guys love the idea of getting a blow job from a woman puffing away and blowing smoke on their cock, perhaps smoke rings around their dick….Even watching the lady masturbating with her smoking at the same time.

They seem to like the woman on top position, so they can lay back and watch the woman riding them as she smokes away. It’s kind of an odd fetish really, yet it does have it’s fans, as any fetish does.

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What A Muff

This next fetish, well, I can’t quite grasp why it’s popular with some but it is. The hairy pussy. I have found many of the men into this fetish are older, since shaving oneself is a fairly modern grooming thing. All one has to do is look at porn through the decades to get the latest pubic hair trends if you will. I like hairless, I think it looks and feels better and is certainly cleaner, but the hairy muffs of yesteryear have their fans indeed.

I think a lot of men perhaps that are older maybe got their first glimpse of a hairy pussy from spying on mommy, and it likely left quite an impression on their young minds that this is how pussies look and should look, so it’s what they are still attracted to this day.

Younger men are far less frequently attracted to hairy pussies in my experience than older men, as it’s much more common now to be shaved, waxed, etc.

Mother nature gave us hair down there to keep debris out of our genitals, but we wear underwear and clothes now, so we don’t need it for that anymore. Also to keep the aromas in, as odors linger to hair more than skin, and many find such natural aromas sexually arousing. I’ll take the aroma of soap and water myself…

I well recall one man on the phone asking me if I was shaved or hairy. I replied truthfully, shaved. He said he didn’t want to talk to any woman with a shaved pussy, that hairy was the way God intended them to be! So he hung up. The ones that like a hairy pussy really seem to like it, and nothing less than a full muff will do in their eyes. One man was insulted when I replied I was groomed and not a werewolf! Silly men. Oh well, to each their own.

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