Keep That Tiny Thing Locked Up!

There’s been several callers recently that wanted advice on their being in a chastity device. Women in their lives had put their cocks in cages to keep them from masturbating and fucking other women. Most though have no one that will fuck them, so for ninety eight percent of the callers, it’s so they cannot self pleasure themselves, not the being with another woman angle. Most in such cages have a smaller than average penis and can’t get anyone to touch them other than themselves.

One last night said his cock was “average” when I asked him his size. I knew that would not be the case. I then asked him what size average was to him, what he thought constituted average. Three inches. I burst out laughing. Umm, three inches is below average and you should be locked up and mocked for having such a useless cock. He seemed shocked, but likely knew he fell on the small side. He said his step sister had locked him up in this cage to prevent him from masturbating. That she’d caught him and told him this was unacceptable. The whole scenario he painted was absurd, but of course I let him babble on about his imaginary problems.

I just mocked him and insulted him and he kept thanking me for all my insights into his situation. He was probably masturbating like a fiend the entire time and not wearing any cock cage. They get off on these crazy scenes they tell you about that in all likelihood are totally made up fantasies. That’s fine though, that’s what they’re paying me for. I’ll listen to you go on about it, that’s what I’m here for. He wondered how many other callers were wearing such chastity devices. I told him it’s fairly common men mention wearing them. More common than ones would think.

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Watch Me Jerk It

More guys than usual have been requesting me to watch them jerk off. Many operators will humor a caller this way, but for some of us it can be an upsetting, gross or weird experience. Some of the ones I’ve watched lately, it makes you wonder what these men are thinking considering how they look. We don’t expect the callers to look like porn stars, but some of these guys are just gross beyond belief. Think well over three hundred pounds, hairier than Chewbacca, vomit worthy individuals that are displaying their everything to strangers because it turns them on to be watched.

One was humping his kitchen table, the crack in his ass rubbing against the corner of the table. All I could think of is the poor bastard that’s going to be sitting there eating his breakfast in ten minutes and rubbing his clothes all over the table that was just up some guys ass. Hopefully he won’t put his food there. Cleaning it after? Not very likely. Another caller used a good half bottle of lube and he had pubes like a jungle beast holding all that sticky lube. He was greased up with enough lube for a half a dozen masturbators.

Another king sized one also over three hundred pounds was in some kind of a sex swing. All I could think of was it must be a really strong ceiling beam to hold all that up. The pic above shows a lady rubbing her pussy as she watches a guy on cam. They like to think that’s reality. Trust me, it’s not. The things one witnesses on cam are surreal, sickening, gross, hard to believe, yet actually happening by men paying you to watch them. Now if they looked like porn stars, had artful saxophone music and lighting, blowing sheer curtains and slow motion effects, things might be a little different, but that’s obviously not what it’s like.

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I Want to Suck Your Toes

 

I had a toe sucker call today, so many foot lovers out there and they all like something different. This one didn’t really want a footjob, he was more into worshiping the feet and toes. Massaging them, kissing them, sucking the toes, cumming on the feet and then licking it off. He wanted to know if it would arouse me to see him lick his own cum off of my feet. I said no, but I’d allow you to do it. He appreciated the honesty of my answer. Some expect you’d be so turned on by it you’d be creaming at the very thought of such a scenario, which is a bit ridiculous to be sure.

He was also really into stockings and nylons, and some do mention liking to see their cum droplets soak into them. The nylons rubbed against their cock can be a very satisfying sensation for them to experience. Many took mommy’s nylons or stockings years ago and masturbated with them, and the fetish lives on to this day, even if she’s been dead for many decades. One used to put them right on his cock. His dick being where the foot had been. Feet arouse so many men.

I would think it would tickle to have your toes sucked. I also am always barefoot at home, so my feet would not be the cleanest, you might as well lick the floors as the bottom of a bare foot. Then kissing that mouth? Nope, not for me. He was in ecstasy talking about sucking one toe at a time, wanting to know the size my feet were. It’s a harmless enough fetish, not gross, just a bit dirty unless a foot was going right from a soapy foot soak right into your mouth. One used to want me to talk about scratching the back of his throat with my toenails, that was always weird and kind of funny at the same time.

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Sympathy Hand Job

I laughed today when a tiny dick caller with a three inch penis asked if I was his girlfriend if he’d at least get “a sympathy hand job.” I said well that’s better than a pity fuck. I wouldn’t want to have to extend my charity quite that much! He said it’s small, he doesn’t last long, big shocker there, so it would be over with relatively quickly. He said he had a girlfriend and he just knew she was out cheating on him. She still sometimes allows him to fuck her, after she comes home with a cum filled cunt of course.

She can’t feel his tiny pecker inside of her though, since it’s so small, and because she’s been stretched out. Sad little man. Yet when I mentioned callers had sent me pictures of their acorn sized cocks, he immediately said at least he wasn’t that small. As if he’s so much larger at a whopping three inches. Comical how the undersized still place themselves above the even smaller ones. A pecking order even among the little dicked guys. He was wondering if she’d come home filled up, likely so he lamented. He said even though she showers when she gets in, if he goes down on her he can sometimes taste their cum inside, even though most was washed away.

He was a quick call, didn’t last long. It’s funny when they spend so much time telling you what they want to talk about, by the time they are finished, they have around thirty seconds before they cum. They’ve spent all their time on the setup, it’s kind of funny. Men will never cease to amaze with their foolishness they go on about. Sex, fantasies, masturbation, it all takes up a huge amount of their time in their life. At the cost of many other things.

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Have You Ever Been with a Girl?

One thing many callers ask operators is “Have you ever been with a woman?” The idea of girl on girl action and them watching it is usually enough to send most into orgasmic bliss. I always recall one saying how each year on his birthday he treated himself to two escorts. He enjoyed watching them play with one another for a while as he jerked off, then he’d join them and supposedly please both of them. I always recall a guy I chatted with, not a client, saying he’d done a threesome once with two women. He said the pressure was more than he bargained for. It’s difficult enough to please one woman, let alone two.

Sometimes it’s just not worth it. Lots of men are subpar in the bedroom and certainly can’t get the job done with one partner. How many callers are admittedly premature ejaculators? A lot. So how on earth is a man like that thinking he will not only be pleasing one woman, but a pair of them? Well, a guy like that likely wouldn’t bother trying. They do dream though, so they often ask about real life experiences of the ones answering the phones.

We hate to break if to you, but most of the “real life” experiences we share with you are made up, but we know what you want to hear and can entertain you accordingly. Many think the ones answering are real life nymphos just waiting to spill all their “dirty secrets” with the listeners. Well, once in a blue moon you might get a real tidbit or two, but most is made up for your masturbation enjoyment. Look at a call like a movie, a temporary suspension of reality. Enjoy it. After all, the operators always believe the callers that claim to have twelve inch cocks and that have been sleeping with their mothers for decades, right?

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