Some calls are downright hilarious. Last night this Indian man called and said he had a small penis. Not unusual so far. Then he said his wife no longer fucked him, but she was having an affair with his did and his father came over to their house to fuck her and he could regularly hear her moaning with pleasure, since his dad’s cock was so large. How he had seen his dad’s cock and known its size, I didn’t question, as I bit my lip from laughter. Then he began to cry and I began to laugh. He said it hurt him so much, knowing his wife was carrying on with his father, but considering his dad was double the size of him, he kind of understood.
Then I said maybe she will become pregnant with your father’s baby, your own half brother. He practically started howling with tears at the idea and my laughter was increasing by the comment. He wanted me to moan like his wife does behind closed doors with his father, which I was only too happy to do. Each moan produced begging for his father to pull out of his wife’s cunt before he’d shoot his load and surely get her pregnant.
I said you were going to have to raise your father’s baby, since he was more of a man that you are. It was beyond hysterical. His alternating getting excited by and horrified by the situation he claimed was playing out in his pitiful life. I asked about his mother, of course she was clueless about her husband carrying on with her son’s wife. “Pleeassse, tell dad to pull out before he gets her pregnant!” “No, he’s going to shoot it, fill her up with cum and make her pregnant with your new little half brother!” Oh this went on for a while, him crying, me laughing. The foolish fantasies that some entertain.
