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Get Cracking!

Clients can be nothing if not informative. They can tell you about fetishes you’ve never heard of, practices they engage in you’ve never thought of, products you aren’t familiar with. Such was the case with Tenga eggs. I’d heard a … Continue reading

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Slippery Buns

My birthday was a few weeks ago and one of my friends got me a gift certificate to a spa. There were all sorts of treatments available, from manicures to massages to facials. I had never had a massage before, … Continue reading

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An Irishman’s Masturbation Addiction

An Irishman called and said he honestly prefers masturbation to sex with people. He proudly proclaimed he hadn’t been with a woman in over ten years, and really has no desire to ever be with one. Then I asked what … Continue reading

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Stroking One Out at the Beach

When it comes to this time of year, sex outdoors, including masturbation, always comes up on calls. Even for callers that live further down South, they will jerk off year round outside on their decks. One caller said he went … Continue reading

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Raise Your Arms!

Some callers call so many different women at so many different companies, they cannot keep them straight. Many of them have no clue they’ve talked to us before, and we remember them, especially if they are weird. One such caller … Continue reading

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