I had a funny call the other night and this man said he liked to be asked questions about his sexual past. One question that is always a good conversation starter is where is the strangest place you’ve ever masturbated? So he told me once he was stuck overnight at an airport after a cancelled flight. He was feeling horny, the restrooms were too busy for privacy. So he went into an airport shop and bought a box of condoms. He went into the bathroom and put one on under his clothes and then looked for a secluded location.
He said one whole area was dark and no one was anywhere around. This was also decades ago when there were not security cameras everywhere you turned. So he laid on the floor. He had a large overcoat on and faced the wall on his side. He reached down and started to jack off through his pants, not even reaching in and he said he was able to just move his hand, not his arm. So his arm wasn’t obviously pumping and jacking himself off. He said he was able to cum this way and not make a mess in his clothes laying on the floor of the darkened terminal.
Not exactly the most romantic setting, but he said it made more sense than a bathroom with people coming and going constantly. To do this in today’s world with cameras everywhere and security guards regularly patrolling would just be asking for real trouble and charges of public indecency and likely getting put on a sex offender list. Decades ago though, it was a different, more private type of world the young people of today would never even be able to imagine. So jacking off under a coat, but over your clothes into a condom laying on an airport floor. I have to say, this is one of the more unique answers I’ve ever gotten to that question.
