Big Clit Humiliation

clit7A comment in a forum inspired this post. A man asked the ladies if they had ever wanted a bigger clit, like many men would of course wish for a bigger cock. My reply wasn’t very welcomed by the ladies, maybe they all have ugly, weird pussies, who knows. I replied no, I never wished for a bigger clit, I had a tiny, feminine one and was glad I didn’t have some ugly big thing that looked like a cock.

Doing as many small penis humiliation calls as I have, it’s a specialty of mine, I never thought if a woman called doing a clit humiliation call, because it’s too big! Sort of the total opposite. If you Google “big clits”, prepare to be horrified. There are tons on there that are bigger than many guys cocks. I can promise you the clients that email in tiny dick pics would be happy to have cocks the size of some of those women’s clits. I guess before porn we didn’t have pre set ideas in our minds of a perfect looking pussy, but a clit the size of a cock would be pretty gross. I guess for a guy that was into shemales it might be right up his alley, she wouldn’t need a strap on, she’s already packin’!

There must be some guys out there with a fetish for big clits, in all the years I’ve taken calls I’ve yet to hear a guy mention he had a thing for big clit women, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t out there. It might be a more acceptable thing to them than a chick with a dick, a shemale, this is an actual woman with a cock sized clit. But it wouldn’t shoot cum, and maybe that’s what they want. It is a weird looking thing though, I’ll take average any day.

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Oh Barbie!

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There’s sex dolls, then there’s dolls that are used for sex that have nothing to do with being an actual sex doll. I did a call with a guy that told me he had 2 Barbie dolls at the ready. I can honestly say I’ve never heard that before. He wanted me to direct the action with the dolls and his his cock. So I said the one Barbie doll was watching as he took the other and laid his cock between her tiny hands and he moved the Barbie doll up and down so her hands caressed his dick.

Then he took her and I told him to place one of her smooth plastic hands over the head of his cock and just move her hand around the head around his hole. That drove him wild as he circled the tiny doll hand around and around and he soon groaned in orgasmic delight. One called once with a teddy bear, which was kinda disturbing to be honest. I’ve heard about kids doing stuff with their toys when they are younger and I could never quite grasp it. I never did anything like that myself so it seems odd to me, let alone a grown man with 2 Barbie dolls.

I read once about a girl that masturbated with a Barbie doll and inserted it inside and the head came off and the embarrassment that ensued when she went to her mom for help. Oh what a nightmare that would be, I don’t even want to think about such a scenario. So next time you see a grown man in a toy store looking at the Barbie’s, don’t assume it’s for his daughter, it could very well be for him. Odd toy to choose, as they are such hard dolls, not soft and cuddly, oh well, to each their own.

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Katoptronophilia – Mirror Sex

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One fetish some might say is for the vain is mirror sex. Having sex with another person or masturbating in front of a mirror. Honestly, the idea seems quaint now, as so many people are just bypassing the mirror altogether and skipping right to recording themselves having sex and watching it or uploading it to tube sites to get comments on it. The level of narcissism in today’s social media crazed society has never been more ovefueled and bizarre.

It used to be the racy couple that would have the mirror on top of their bedroom ceiling so they could enjoy the visual stimulation of of, or couples really into their own reflection during sexual moments would sneak into a change room and try to get it on in front of the 3 way mirror. I had one client once that frequently liked to talk about dressing room sex and the mirrors that would be used during such an encounter with he salesgirl he planned to fuck in there.

Some prefer it simple, prefer the darkness. Ones with body self image issues, my God what a nightmare it would be to see the flopping bits from angles before unknown to us. A mirror would only intensify such self doubts. Perhaps the solitary masturbation in front of a mirror or holding a hand mirror to see close-ups might not be as horrifying as another person seeing everything in the mirrors.

I admit to have masturbated in front of mirrors and with hand mirrors countless times in my youth and I think that should be encouraged in girls, you need to know your own body and it’s hard to understand there are grown women that to this day have never inspected their genitals with a mirror, let alone masturbated and watched it all up close in a magnifying mirror. It just adds a different visual element to our sexual excitement and there’s nothing wrong with that type of exploration.

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Tinkerbell Pee Pee

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One of my more amusing callers this week was calling for small penis humiliation. Not an uncommon topic, but this one had named his cock, “Tinkerbelle” and referred to it as a she. It was quite odd to hear a grown man call his cock Tinkerbell, his “Tinkerbell Pee Pee” to be exact. Now I said is this because it’s so tiny your cock could only satisfy Tinkerbell? No, he had just named it that years ago.

Imagine going on a date with said man, and being introduced to his his cock like this, the laughs would begin before the clothes even came off. Most men do seem to have nicknames for their cocks I’ve found. One of my best clients is named Peter, and he loves when I call his cock “Little Petey”. Silly men, they do find amusement in such things. I’m not sure if most named their cock themselves, or if girlfriends named them for them and the name took. There really should be a study done on naming your cock-how it came to be.

Some might come up with insane names like “Pleasure Maker” or some such moniker, but I think something related to your own name seems a bit more expected. I haven’t really studied this too much just yet! I’m guessing not many have named them after cartoon characters though, especially female fairy ones. Whatever gets you off I guess. Heaven knows there’s a lot of things they could be called, and not very nice ones, but ones with small cocks, it’s really hard not to go down that cruel road, so it’s a good thing most into small penis humiliation like being made fun of, as it’s not difficult to do.

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Burn, Baby Burn

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Ones into BDSM have all kinds of naughty little games they play, from mild to wild, and one of the games some are into is wax play. What is wax play you ask for ones not in the know? Wax play is playing with burning candles, as in dripping the wax from them all over the bodies of your submissive. It sounds a lot more painful than it really is. Candles that you burn to look at usually have a higher melting point than ones designed for wax play.

Some have as low a melting temperature as 110 degrees, so you’re hardly going to burn and scar your partner for life at that temperature. Many massage oil candles have this kind of a low melting point temperature, so the candle melts into a warming massage oil for you and your lover to slather all over each others bodies. Some however do like the higher melting point ones, to inflict a bit of pain, like 145 degrees. That you would be flinching at it dripped on your nipples or your cock or your clit.

I recall asking a guy once that was into wax play why would you want to drip melting wax all over your cock and he replied you’ve never been that horny before. I guess not, but I’ve been plenty horny and have yet to crave dripping hot wax on my lady bits. Some like to combine a blindfold so their lover can’t see where or when it’s going to hit their skin, a combination of sensations and sensory deprivation. Candle and wax play has been around for a long time and no doubt will remain as a fun little game between lovers into a bit of pain with their pleasure.

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