Homemade Quicksand Pit For Quicksand Fetishists

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I heard from one of the quicksand fetishists I’ve spoken to before this weekend, and I heard something I hadn’t heard before. He actually has plans to one day build his own backyard quicksand pit. I kid you not. Full plans, with a backhoe, cement lined walls, a swimming pool ladder for escaping the 8 feet of clay he intends to fill it with, and a cover to keep out debris and any innocent critters that might happen on by and get trapped.

There aren’t many quicksand fetish callers I get, but the ones out there are certainly very devoted to their fetish and seem to look for any new content to devour, like this blog they will no doubt find! Maybe it ill put an idea in their own minds to make their own pits. Spring is just around the corner, now there’s a unique home improvement project that you can have fun describing to your neighbors! I can’t even imagine where you’d get that much clay to fill it. He said he wants it deeper than he is tall, for total submersion. An hour in there would give him his fill, even talk of an outside shower to rinse it all off afterwards.

It’s all so bizarre, spending thousands on an outdoor quicksand pit to sit in and indulge your fetish. I guess as long as you didn’t have nefarious purposes in mind for it. I bet you wouldn’t be able to get a permit to make it, you’d have to do it on the sly, I doubt the city would approve of it!

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Talk Dirty To Me In A Robotic Voice

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This week brings us an interesting call, a combination of 3 different fetishes in one, not a common thing to get more than 1 fetish per call, so this one was a bit odd to say the least. I got one of the rare robot calls where guys want me to talk in a robot voice. Not common, but I get them a few times a year. Then I’m told something quite unexpected, his wife is there. Usually a caller is alone during a call, so while not a typical couples call since I didn’t talk to her, she was there and I heard her talking in the background, and it wasn’t the t.v..

Then the kicker, he was apparently trying to actually get his wife pregnant and could only apparently get hard while listening to a female speak in a robot voice. The wife was apparently ok with all of this. I didn’t know what to say. I’m at a loss as to what sort of woman would want to be impregnated by her husband while he was talking to another woman, let alone in a robot voice, which I’d think most robot fans would keep to themselves as a fetish, so it was a very odd call indeed with me trying to get him hard, which apparently is a regular issue for this guy and only a robot voice can do the trick. My God, what his wedding night must have been like!

Apparently he was still not able to get hard, since I kept hearing in the background as he spoke to her, “It’s not working, it’s not getting hard!” Oh what a call it was, one of my most memorable in a while. Then I was to do the malfunctioning robot voice, imagine the wife hearing that coming out of the phone, if I could get past the weirdness of it all I’d be laughing, but I didn’t hear her laughing, she was trying to get hubby hard while I malfunctioned in his ear, slowing down, speeding up, my a memorable impregnation tale to share with Junior down the road!

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Holy Cliffhangers, Batman!

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What could be sexier than a superhero? To some people not a lot apparently. I had a caller the other night that told me about his custom made Robin costume, from Batman and Robin, that he loved to wear for masturbation and encounters with his Mistress. Apparently the Mistress also had a selection of costumes such as Catwoman and Wonder Woman. Now as surprising as it is, this isn’t the first superhero call I’ve ever had.

There have been ones that liked to talk about being dressed up in costume and being put in perilous situations before. He mentioned to me how many time the superhero’s would be tied up by the villains until they outsmarted them and how all the bondage and power struggles was all very arousing. Now I can honestly say I’ve never had that thought before. When I used to watch batman and Robin reruns when I was a little girl after school, and many people did, I never got aroused watching them in any way. I guess boys just see things differently. Now that’s not to say some woman somewhere out there isn’t also into he superhero thing, I’m sure some must be somewhere, but I’ve never come across them as of yet.

I did used to have a thing for Superman, but it was more the actor that played him, Christopher Reeve, him I certainly had a big thing for as a pre teen when the 1978 movie came out, I was quite besotted with Superman and had posters all over my bedroom. Robin however is more of a low key figure, not one of the big guys like Superman, Batman, or Spider Man, so it’s curious to me why someone would desire to be the sidekick rather than the main superhero? Oh well, fantasies work in mysterious ways.

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All In The Family

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Threesomes for fantasies are common, incest is common, but this week I had a call that combined them in a unique way I have yet to have heard of before. A man called in and wanted to watch me with his 2 grown sons, 19 and 22. Well I like young guys, but this guy wanted to watch his own sons. Not participate with them, just watch. I was a bit surprised to say the least. He thought it would be fun.

Now whether he was looking at these boys as an extension of himself, I have no clue. He didn’t want to fuck me, but he sure wanted to watch his sons go to town on me. Not that he wanted them doing anything with each other, it just sounded a bit odd though. I later mentioned this to a guy I chat with and he said he likely wanted to make sure his sons were not gay, which also seemed an odd reply! I swear, I will never understand men if I live a million years, the thoughts that go through their minds.

He sang their praises as how good lovers they’d be and what nice, big cocks they have for me. I didn’t know what to say, I’d never heard a guy speak this way about his sons. Lots of guys talk about wanting their mom, and even to watch her with someone, but this was a new one. Perhaps he wanted to see them prove they were a chip off the old block. No idea, it was different and he loved to talk about they would please me and pleasure me, all while he watched. He didn’t say if he’d be masturbating or not as all this was unfolding in front of his eyes.

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Naughty Nurses

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A lot of guys have a thing for nurses. I’ve had several callers over the years ask me if I was a nurse, I’ve no idea why. Many like the idea of the medical exams and get quite turned on by detailed talks about prostate exams and gloved fingers going up their ass and even talking in medical terms and going through the entire process. Usually the doctor and nurse are both there in the fantasy, sometimes one taking an active roll, other times the other one does.

Sometimes the extraction of a sperm sample is also involved and they have to collect some in a cup to send off to the lab for analysis. I’m not sure why so many have the slutty nurse fantasy in their heads, but it is a popular one. I recall reading in a book by a nurse that she once helped jerk off a patient. It was a burn patient that had had skin grafts on his thighs and he was trying to hump the bed face down, I think his hands were bandaged too, and she found him and was afraid he’d ruin the skin grafts, so she masturbated him. I’m sure things like this do go on, and obviously it’s not spoken about.

Nurses used to be thought of as loose women and whore’s, since they were unmarried women that were seeing naked men and tending to them. So the mythical sexy nurse has a long standing mystique about them that lives on even though most now would never even consider equating a nurse with a whore or a loose woman. The naughty nurse fantasy will no doubt always be around and in the minds of many masturbating men.

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