Oh Stepdaughter, What Are You Up To?

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A lot of men like to listen in on things they shouldn’t, it’s an auditory voyeuristic thrill. One called recently after his wife had left for work and he claimed his step daughter was in the next room using her vibrator and he was all horny listening to her do so. Uh huh…..Sure He was. Maybe in his dreams!

I’m sure he heard something and imagined it was that and how now that wifey was out of the house he’d meander to the next room over and fill up that young pussy with something other than a silicone vibe. The teenage vixen laying there taunting step daddy with her morning masturbation just waiting for him to walk in with a hard cock and fuck her right there in her bed as she lay there teasing her young pussy. He was stroking his cock and driving himself up into a frenzy thinking of her morning routine, waiting until her mom left and she’d have more privacy to drive him wild.

Perhaps he feels in using it and knowing he’d hear it, she was in effect inviting him over to her room for a little morning fun behind mommy’s back. He was stroking his cock listening to her, supposedly, as he talked to me and he was wanting her young, teenage pussy so badly, and he claimed she wanted it to happen, otherwise he’d not be so careless as to use her toy with him within earshot. Well seeing as most toys today are whisper quiet and you have to be within 3 feet of them to hear them, I think it’s all in his own mind, but that’s what fantasy is all about.

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Scrub Your Junk

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Is your “junk” dirty? How often do you make sure your naughty bits are cleaned well? Do you properly lather up in the shower or bath and pull all your saggy bits aside to get it clean? Several ladies have shared some scary tales of cocks they were presented with that smelled like sweat and urine. Gee, isn’t that just every girls dream to have presented to her waiting mouth?

Having recently had the unexpected experience of a client that wanted me to watch him shower on cam through his glass doors, I was a bit shocked at what I saw, or rather what I didn’t see. I think the bar of soap briefly grazed his underarms and that was about it, it was so brief a “shower,” I’m not even sure it deserved to be called that. I have not seen other men shower, no one else has asked me to observe them. Letting water run over you briefly doesn’t really count, you need to use soap, you need to use your hands or a washcloth or a body poof, I’d say hands are the easiest, less laundry that way.

Most women do not want to contend with an uncircumcised cock, sorry to break it to you, we really don’t. Not the look of it, and unless exceptionally clean, not the smell of it. I’m not saying you need to go at it like you’re scrubbing a burned pot, but there should be no white debris, no flakes of dried cum, no odor. You deserve to be kicked out the door if there is. I’m sure somewhere out there, there must be women with a dirty penis fetish, just as there are men with a dirty, fishy pussy fetish, but for the most part no. Please shower, and well, before making your moves on us. Not all women go for the shaved look, but more do now than ever before, so ask your lady if she’d like you to shave. It’s not much of a sacrifice, doesn’t take long, and might make your gal oh so much more willing to pleasure you orally.

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Bubblegum Looners

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When it comes to fetishes, they don’t have to make sense. Many times to our conscious minds, they don’t. Sometimes with fetishes they are even things that have aggravated us horribly that somehow twist their way into a fixation of sorts. Looners are people that are sexually fixated on balloons. There is also a different sort of looners called Bubblegum Looners, they are fixated on woman that blow bubbles with bubble gum. That seems more normal in a way than straight balloons, but whatever gets you off, I guess.

The pop of the bubble is of course to be compared to the release of orgasm, or guys, they literally say they are going to “blow their load.” People chewing gum is a real pet peeve of mine, so the appeal of it I cannot grasp, ones that smack it and pop it drives me insane and will illicit dirty looks from me, so ones that find that sexually a turn on I can’t understand, but obviously somehow, someway it’s sexually appealing to the person and they wish to watch women blow bubbles, especially when having sex. Much like how guys with say a smoking fetish will get turned on watching a woman smoke as she rides him or gives him a blow job.

The mouth is a common object for a fetish, the smoking fetish with the smoke being blown out, ones into lipstick fetish that love to watch a woman apply lipstick, the bubble gum blowing fetish is not that far removed since it involves the mouth, but also as I said has elements in common with the looner fetish, just more personal than with balloons alone.

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Tongue Twister Phone Sex

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I had an interesting caller this week a couple of times, I think he’s the only caller that’s ever asked for tongue twister phone sex. Some callers will ask you to say certain things back to them, but not many are as demanding as this one in what he wanted. He had a thing for patent leather pumps, that popped…and I had to say things like, “I wear my patent leather pumps that pop. I’m going to pop my patent leather pumps.” It was different to say the very least.

It wasn’t sexual in any way, just these combination of words, but obviously shoes are very sexual to some. He said he didn’t know why it turned him on, but it did. Guys like this are a lot more work than average. I don’t mind repeating stuff back, but I’d rather have it written down in front of me and not do it as it’s being said to me then feed it right back, it’s high maintenance client time when one of these guys calls, and that’s not fun. Luckily they are the rarity. These ones are really best suited for audios that they can listen to over and over that are read as written.

Many of the guys into robot fetish like things said back to them as well, in the robot voice, but tongue twisters is a first. I was always good at them and tend to speak a bit quickly, so it wasn’t difficult for me, just odd. Maybe his mom had patent leather shoes that really did it for him during his formative sexual years, he didn’t say, so I don’t really know wherein the fetish was formed that all these decades later is still manifesting itself and arousing him as he masturbates.

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A Little Extra Meat On The Bones

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Big girls need some lovin’ too, and lots of callers are into the plus sized babes. With more and more people being bigger these days, it’s more normal and expected to see bigger people around. A few generations ago, of course there were some bigger people around, but not in the numbers you see today. Go to Walmart and have a look around. The big ones pretty well outnumber the average sized ones, so it’s become more expected and even desired since it’s seen as normal.

Lots of bigger ladies can have bigger appetites in the bedroom as well. I’ve known several ladies that were larger and it seems to always have been true for them, they just love physical indulgences and a healthy sex drive is part of that for many of them. There is of course more to love with more meat on their bones and usually a big pair of tits to go with it, more cushion to the pushin’ indeed! Cuddly and soft with lots to grab onto, some guys can even go for the super sized BBW’s and want to feed them to bigger and bigger sizes. Some only want ones over 400 lbs and will fuck their extra deep belly buttons or even their rolls of fat.

Some bigger ladies can be earthy and sexy for sure, but when it gets to the point where they are bedridden or need scooters to get around rather than walk, I’d say that’s the cut off point for being sexy, at least in my eyes, but I guess to some, they don’t mind. It always strikes me as odd you never hear about many thin women with guys that are so fat they are bedridden, but you do see such women with men. No idea why it wouldn’t be equal of ones into it, but it just doesn’t seem to be so.

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