I had an interesting caller this week a couple of times, I think he’s the only caller that’s ever asked for tongue twister phone sex. Some callers will ask you to say certain things back to them, but not many are as demanding as this one in what he wanted. He had a thing for patent leather pumps, that popped…and I had to say things like, “I wear my patent leather pumps that pop. I’m going to pop my patent leather pumps.” It was different to say the very least.
It wasn’t sexual in any way, just these combination of words, but obviously shoes are very sexual to some. He said he didn’t know why it turned him on, but it did. Guys like this are a lot more work than average. I don’t mind repeating stuff back, but I’d rather have it written down in front of me and not do it as it’s being said to me then feed it right back, it’s high maintenance client time when one of these guys calls, and that’s not fun. Luckily they are the rarity. These ones are really best suited for audios that they can listen to over and over that are read as written.
Many of the guys into robot fetish like things said back to them as well, in the robot voice, but tongue twisters is a first. I was always good at them and tend to speak a bit quickly, so it wasn’t difficult for me, just odd. Maybe his mom had patent leather shoes that really did it for him during his formative sexual years, he didn’t say, so I don’t really know wherein the fetish was formed that all these decades later is still manifesting itself and arousing him as he masturbates.
