Paddle My Rear

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To be spanked by ones boyfriend is a lot of fun for some of us. To be taken over the knee and be given a sound paddling and then a good pussy fingering and fucking is a pleasure for ones into spanking. Lots calling up for phone sex like to be spanked, but once in a while you will get the dominant caller that likes to do the spanking.

Calls where I have clapped my hands hundreds of times to simulate spanking noises, someone’s rear end would be paddled red if in fact they had endured that many spanks! I like the idea of being bent over and given a few hard swats and then those fingers wander lower and deeper into wet and wonderful places. Probing fingers seeking out your stiffened clit and wet cunt lips. Massaging the clit and making me buck back and forth on their hand.

Some men like to be spanked so hard they couldn’t sit down for days they’d be so black and blue. Many of course came to this fetish because they were caught by mommy jerking off and punished in the years of their sexual awakening and that left a big impression on them and thus their lifelong fetish was born, very common this is. You hear the same variation on this incident time and again of mommy catching them and the resulting spanking. Some playful swats between lovers is one thing, it can be just that, playful, and it’s important to try new things and see if your partner is up for new challenges and adventures.

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Pussies That Bite

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One of the oldest myths around is the vagina with teeth. The folk tale was made to discourage rape and make people stay away from unknown women, this was centuries before available and certain birth control, and to instill fear was a way to prevent young men from screwing around if they bought into the myth. In today’s world such a myth seems beyond absurd, but superstitions and false beliefs were common place and ones would buy into them in some cases.

Many cultures worldwide had the toothed vagina myth, so it wasn’t only specific to one culture in the world, it was widespread. Now it’s the fodder for silly horror movies that you watch for a laugh. It’s amusing more so for the women, as a toothed vagina would protect them against rape, it seems funny and poetic justice for a man forcing himself on a woman to get his dick chomped off by her pussy when the fangs come out, not so funny for the man, but if he’s forcing himself on a woman, he should have his willy bitten off!

The fact that the female genitals have lips and resemble the lips to some extent on your mouth, and of course their teeth behind those lips, it’s not so far fetched that some story teller back in the day came up with such a tale to dissuade young men, or any men, from being with a woman that wasn’t his wife. So have any pussy’s actually grown teeth? Not likely, so save the myth for the horror movies.

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Size Kings & Masturbators

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A caller of mine that has a small penis was telling me something I’d never thought of before. He said he likes to buy magnum sized condoms, even though he can’t use them, to impress the store clerks. I was laughing thinking how absurd to waste your money on something you will never use to have some clerk think you are packing a nine incher. They likely aren’t even paying attention in the first place as they run items over the scanner, it’s just another box.

He however feels them seeing this makes them think he’s huge. It’s insane how men’s minds work at times that they would even think some store clerk would care about their cock size. He also finds it deliciously embarrassing when he’s on the rare occasions he is with a woman, to put the super sized condom on and not be able to fill it and have them laugh at him. I couldn’t make this stuff up, this is what some guys are actually thinking.

One other caller also likes to shock store clerks, though in a different way. He likes to go to the counter with porn magazines and a bottle of Vaseline and nothing else, so what his intentions are is crystal clear. He wants them to also laugh at him and talk amongst themselves about the masturbator perv buying all the dirty magazines, he loves the sense of humiliation. He tries to find the cashier with the biggest tits and go to her and stare at them during his time at the counter purchasing them for further humiliation. The things men do are very strange at times.

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Step Mom Fantasy

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One of my callers this week was a man who had been obsessed with his step mother for over fifteen years and he wanted to know if he should approach her. I thin found out she was divorced from his father for over five years, so she wasn’t even his actual step mother anymore, merely the ex wife of his father and she was only ten years older than he was.

So what seemed a bit more unlikely at the beginning of the call, certainly made a more likely possibility after he shared the facts with me. I said to go for it, you’d never know unless you tried and what is the worse that could happen, she says no. He was afraid his father would be told, I laughed and said you’re over thirty five years old, what is your father going to do, ground you? Some people are still in those earlier roles even though decades may have passed the parentals have no actual control over you anymore, in their minds, they still sort of do and incurring their wrath is not what they want.

Some people just need perspective and a bit of encouragement to go after what they want and are desiring. I hope he does go after her and something good happen as a result for both their sakes. Lots of guys desire their actual mom and that’s likely never going to pan out, but a former step mom, that has a much higher chance of actual success and becoming a reality.

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Marked Woman

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I saw this obscure foreign movie last week with my boyfriend and we liked it and in one scene the man in the movie took some lipstick and wrote on his girlfriend in bed and it seemed to leave a lasting impression on my boyfriend who asked if I’d ever had a man write on me that way and I said no. He told me to lay down and he went over to my makeup table and got one of my red lipsticks and seductively pulled the cap of it and swiveled it up.

He then wrote a few words on me and followed them with trails of kisses up my body and I giggled since as he kissed over where he’d written he got some on his lips and I said what a good color it was on him and he laughed, and covered in lipstick, the both of us, we made love and it was very hot. The sheets were a mess and hard to launder after, but it had been so sexy the way he marked me with the lipstick and sensually traced it up from my hip to my nipple and wrote the word “Mine” on me and then “Slut”, I found it very sexy and I hadn’t been so aroused in ages.

I think part of the reason lots of guys enjoy cumming on you is they are in essence marking you as their territory, and the lipstick is doing the same thing, just in a nicer, but harder to clean off, manner. Now I’m sure not all women would wish to be written on, it isn’t easy to remove, but it was fun. Once years ago I’d written on myself, I wrote the guys name and whore on my own ass in the mirror and took a pic and sent it off and they liked it very much, but that was of course me writing on myself not anyone else writing on me, so it was similar, but not the same. It can be a fun thing to try even if only a couple of times.

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