What do you say when a caller reveals they own their mannequin? It’s not a sex doll, they can’t fuck a hard, fiberglass woman. I asked what he did with it and he said he dresses it up and indeed he does, I was sent pictures of the mannequin wearing lingerie, a wig and a hat. He has a few wigs for it, I was sent pics of both. It has its own room. I asked if he had dinner with it, or watched t.v. with it. No, he just likes to dress it up. Like a person sized Barbie doll I guess. Odd, yes, but there’s much worse things ones could be doing. I’ve heard much worse.
We’d talked about one of those full sized silicone love dolls ages ago, the ones that are customizable and cost thousands of dollars. Yes, that seems like a large outlay of money, but when you think how much dates cost these days, dinner is going to be over a hundred dollars for two people. Tickets to a show or a play could be several times that depending on what you’re seeing and where. So a few days and the doll’s paid for. The doll is a sure thing, a real live woman isn’t. The doll is drama free, a real woman isn’t.
Maybe other men also have their own mannequins, I can’t rightly say, since no one else has made such a confession before about owning one. You just don’t know what goes on behind people’s closed doors, and you really don’t want to know. Trust me. They tell me the things no one would in a million years guess about them. It’s best the public doesn’t know. I wonder what his coworkers and neighbors would think of his little friend, I’ll never know.
