Fuck Like an Egyptian

I went to a costume party the other night for an early Halloween celebration and there was this really sexy man there dressed like an Egyptian pharaoh. He had a fantastic body and was made up very nicely with his eyeliner and all. He was the hit of the party and many of the ladies there seemed to be vying for his attentions. I approached him and he seemed interested. We had some drinks together and he asked me if I’d like to continue our conversation after the party and go back to his place. I knew what that invitation really meant, and I accepted it.

It had been a long time since I’d hooked up with some random stranger just for the sake of some no strings attached fun. We arrived at his home a while later, I’d followed him in my car. He got us some wine and we chatted a bit, but we both knew why we were there. We both knew what it was that we wanted. We wanted to fuck. We were both out of our costumes in a flash and fucking on his bed. I was on all fours and he was pounding me from behind. I laughed since he had a squeaky bed and he said he’d been meaning to get it replaced.

My tits shook wildly from side to side as he thrust into me. He reached underneath and fingered my clit, arousing me a lot as he continued to fuck me. My pussy was getting ready to gush, and I told him to speed up his fingers on my clit. Oh did he ever, and I came with a load moan and my cunt clenched around his dick, milking him into me. A happy Halloween was had by all. I was glad I’d gone to the party.

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Slippery Buns

My birthday was a few weeks ago and one of my friends got me a gift certificate to a spa. There were all sorts of treatments available, from manicures to massages to facials. I had never had a massage before, so decided to try that. To say I was shocked by the experience was a bit of an understatement. It was a male masseur, I like the idea of a woman for comfort’s sake, but I knew a man’s hands would simply be stronger, so chose a male. I was glad I did, since I don’t think the experience would have gone the same way otherwise.

I was stripped down in the room, dimly lit, and got up on the table and he asked if it was ok to drizzle oil all over me. I said sure, since there was a full change room and showers available I could use afterwards. I was drizzled a lot more than I’d thought I would be. It was literally poured on me and I was soaked. Then his hands, those magic hands, started to work on me and I was soon asked to part my legs a bit. I assumed for inner thighs, but it was a lot more than that I soon found out. My buns were being squeezed and rubbed to an incredible degree, and then the fingers slipped down to my pussy.

I flinched momentarily, but they asked if it was ok and I said yes. I was soon having a clit massage like no other and I knew I’d need to bite the towel to keep from screaming out as my orgasm approached. It was literally making my legs shake and my entire body shudder. The way they rubbed me was unlike anything I’d known. It was incredible. I think they were using some kind of pressure points or something, but it was wonderful. I’m going back next week.

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The Older Man Younger Man Relationship

There’s no shortage of callers that have had same sex experiences that call. One called that was revealing how when he was in high school he had a relationship with a much older teacher. It was totally consensual, but most would not see it that way when the older party is in a position of authority like in the role of a teacher. He said it went on for two years and he loved it, learned a lot, and still to this day views it as a mostly positive experience in his life. He even said until he graduated college, almost all of his sexual experiences were with other men.

How that doesn’t make you gay, I do not understand it’s amazing how many have done things like this yet do not consider themselves gay. He said he only ever told two of his girlfriends he had about these same sex experiences. Sadly just as he was getting into that, his phone dropped the call and he didn’t call back to elaborate on it. Maybe some women are open to these sort of experimentations and even expect them to be a part of a man’s sexual history so they don’t judge it or are not upset by the fact that it happened.

The teacher did indeed teach him a lot of naughty things and how to do things and he loved it. He said he thinks there’s a lot more of the older male younger male relationship going on than ones care to think about or admit to. Throughout history there certainly has always been an older man younger man connection and in places like ancient Rome and Greece it was considered normal and an expected part of a boy growing into manhood. There’s certainly been countless callers with such stories in their past, and most look back on such experiences as quite positive, educational and fondly.

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An Irishman’s Masturbation Addiction

An Irishman called and said he honestly prefers masturbation to sex with people. He proudly proclaimed he hadn’t been with a woman in over ten years, and really has no desire to ever be with one. Then I asked what about men, do you fantasize about men? Oh he does. He said he thinks of sucking cock and getting fucked, but he doubted he’d find any men interested in him as well. Masturbation is pretty much a part time job for him that he does for countless hours a day and confessed he was into “very taboo and extreme things.”

I was afraid to ask what, but then he said he likes horses. Oh boy. I think it might have been the horse cocks he was thinking of sucking and getting fucked by, but I said that was enough info right there, so he didn’t get into any more details, but cocks, human or animal, seem to be where his interests lie. He said he watches tons of porn every night and jerks off for many hours, and real people just cannot give him the same amount of satisfaction that porn and masturbation can. Gee, what a fulfilling life he must have. Work, go home, watch countless hours of porn, jerk off repeatedly, sleep, wake up, repeat.

Many are porn addicts and masturbate a bit more than the normal amount whatever “the normal amount” would be. When something takes so much of your time it’s like having apart time job most would assume it’s “too much” to continue on with. It’s undoubtedly harder to meet and connect with people, so many times it’s easier to just stay home and jerk off alone than go out and try to find sexual partners that will likely shoot you down and say no and reject you. Oh well, cases like him are the phone sex operators bread and butter. Too odd to find a real people to fuck, so whip out the cock, turn on the porn, pick up the phone and there’s the entirety of your sex life right there.

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Kaboom!

Now the average person wouldn’t think that fireworks or fire in general should have anything to do with sex, but no matter how weird something is, we operators have likely heard about it. There has been a man that called and said on the Fourth of July he would stick a sparkler up his dick. He was into cock and ball torture, but his claims were quite outlandish, so doubtful they were for real. Cock and ball torture calls are actually very fun and creative and many ask what are my favorite kinds of calls to do, and this is always a top answer.

They are fun, creative, and the scenarios you come up with can be quite bizarre and even gruesome. He’s the only one that mentioned fireworks though. They say for any sort of scene you can imagine, no matter how insane, you will find porn for it, so apparently from the picture, others are involving fireworks into their masturbation and sex life as well. Seems quite dangerous, especially if one happens to suffer from gas, could prove to be quite explosive! Fire and burns are very painful, the thought of that being anywhere near your most sensitive region is a bit concerning, but there are many masochists out there that truly love pain.

Candles and candle wax is pretty common, but not as dangerous as fireworks up the ass or in the pussy would be. I don’t know where people come up with this stuff, it’s quite odd to combine such activities. Danger and sex do often go hand in hand, perhaps unadvisedly. Men frequently call using vacuum cleaners on their cock to simulate a blow job, and many could actually sever their dick depending on the type of machine used, they just don’t use their head and think clearly about these sort of consequences when engaging in such behaviors.

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