Sit On It!

A lot of callers come up with outlandish tales, but one last night was quite bizarre. This man called saying he grew up with his step mother and step sister regularly face sitting on him for most of his life into his thirties. The father of course was passed away, as was the bio mom, how convenient. So the step mom decided to teach him the wonders of facesitting and the step sister also soon got in on the act. They would sit on his face while they put their makeup on, a bit awkward to do your face not in front of the bathroom mirror. They also would sit on his face for upwards of five to six hours. Uh huh. Sure they did.

He’d been well trained apparently, and knows all the finer points of different brands of pantyhose they wore. He recommends the Leggs sheer to waist ones. Different panties and styles of girdles. He’s quite knowledgeable about all these different brands and styles, since he had them smashed into his face for so many years. He also got to be allowed to fuck them as he got older, and it was a real education and pleasure for the young man, apparently.

Alas, they are both now long dead, but the love of facesitting remains and he tries to get girlfriends to this day that are as much in love with facesitting as they were. Pantyhose and men’s dress shirts worn tied at the waist also must be worn to experience the delight of facesitting to its fullest extent. He was furiously masturbating as he went over all the things they introduced him to, and how he loves a pussy and ass in his face more than anything else on earth. Nothing makes him as horny as a woman pinning him down and sitting on him.

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Playing Under the Christmas Tree

Have you been lucky enough to have Christmas Day sex this year? It really can be fun, but of course if you have a family, can be difficult to schedule. Under the Christmas tree even more difficult, since ones could walk in at any moment. It’s just me and my boyfriend, no little ones, so no worries of being walked in or spied on. My guy has a real thing for lingerie, what guy doesn’t? I bought a sexy little red number I knew would get him hot under the collar and presented myself to him after he came home on his last night of work before his Christmas break of a week.

The look on his face was that of a boy on Christmas morning. Eyes bright and alert, he couldn’t wait to unwrap me. He did just that and underneath the Christmas tree, with a roaring fire nearby, he carefully peeled off the pretty lingerie and kissed me all over. My pussy got some tender loving care that morning, let me tell ya! My clit was sucked, kissed, licked, pampered, adored and teased until I absolutely gushed over his face several times! I was more than willing after he made me cum so good to return the favor and suck on his sweet cock.

I swirled my tongue all over the swollen, dripping knob of his cock before pushing him back down and climbing on him and riding him until I came yet again and he shot his load deep inside of me. I loved our under the Christmas tree romp, it was a lot of fun. The room looked so beautiful all decorated, the smell of the pine tree, the flickering flames, his cock making me cum so hard. Christmas sex to me is the best sex there is. I look forward to future Christmas sex as well.

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Get Cracking!

Clients can be nothing if not informative. They can tell you about fetishes you’ve never heard of, practices they engage in you’ve never thought of, products you aren’t familiar with. Such was the case with Tenga eggs. I’d heard a few callers mention them over the years, but didn’t give it much mind. Many also call while using their Fleshlights, and they love them. One caller in particular though really loved his Tenga egg sex toys so much, it really was the only way he’d masturbate. He’d buy them by the half dozen and call when he was on the road on business trips and he’d have these things in his luggage.

He’d call up and be describing using these things, and he mentioned although they are designed for one time use, if you read reviews of them online, most are indeed washing them out and reusing them several times until they fall apart. So I mentioned these things to another caller, assuming he’d heard about them. He did not, but I’d piqued his curiosity about them and he ordered a package of them and the next time we talked on the phone, he tried one for the very first time.

Needless to say, he was extremely impressed with them and although he’s been calling for many years, he only ever has one orgasm on the phone. When he tried this Tenga egg sex toys, he came twice in quick succession using it and thanked me for telling him about them. We phone sex galls do have to share the good news, as it were, when we hear about these sorts of things that are popular with callers. Once they try something, they often really enjoy it, and they might never have heard about it otherwise. It feels nice to be spreading the love so to speak and sharing news of fun new toys and devices that can bring further pleasure to our callers.

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She Licked Me Like a Candy Cane

I was entertaining a friend of mine over the holidays, she’s in town until the new year. I knew she was bi, and it’s never been an issue. When I asked her what she wanted for Christmas, she smiled and said she shouldn’t say. I had no idea what she was talking about. She said she wanted me for Christmas. I was speechless. She said she’d fantasized about the two of us going to bed together for many years and that was her greatest wish. I’d never fooled around with another woman before. She’d told me plenty of her sexy stories about ladies she’d played with, and I had to admit, it did sound intriguing, but I’d never done anything about it.

I asked her how serious she was about her Christmas wish, and she said very. That she’d thought about touching me, kissing me, and licking me, for many years, but she didn’t think she’d ever get her chance. I leaned over and kissed her. I figured why not give it a shot and see what it was like? She kissed me tenderly and hungrily and I found myself getting quite turned on. I did not know I’d have this sort of reaction and become so aroused so quickly.

She soon started to fondle my breasts, making my nipples hard, then her hand slid down into my panties and found my clit and played with it. I was getting very wet when she said she wanted to taste me. I was soon stripped off and laid out on the floor with her face between my legs. She sure knew how to lick pussy. I arched my back as she went down on me, giving me the best head of my life. I was licked and sucked to several orgasms, and I only wish I’d explored this area of sex sooner.

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A Tranny for Wifey

It’s funny how you can talk to a caller for years and one day they just come out with a fantasy they never mentioned before or showed an interest in. I usually ask if they’ve been watching some new kind of porn that put the idea in their mind, but sometimes they just say an idea popped into their mind for no reason. One of my callers said he had an idea for a fantasy involving a “special girl.” His fantasies are all family based. His two daughters and his wife. Usually with the daughters bringing home boyfriends and mom “giving them a try” as he watches kind of thing.

This time he wanted the girls to bring home a new friend. One that “had a surprise.” He was introduced to the new friend and the daughters were giggling as they introduced her to daddy and he asked why the giggles. Then they said their friend had a “surprise.” They lifted up the friends skirt and he could see a sizable bulge. Needless to say his wife was soon getting fucked by the tranny friend as he watched and his daughters gave him a blow job together. One sucking his cock and the other his balls. Mommy liked their new friend.

He’d never shown any interest in trannies before, but said the idea popped into his mind. This was quite exciting for him. Many times we’d talked about the girls young boyfriend’s fucking the wife, but never a chick with a dick. Mommy usually watches and masturbates when he fucks the two girls or when other family, like aunts and uncles come to visit. So it was some variety for him at least. He didn’t seem interested in them himself, just to see wifey play with them. So many different fantasies out there that people have at times of sexual arousal.

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