Malfunctioning Fembot

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One of my most frequent callers in the last week has been wanting fembot calls, nearly daily ones, sometimes more than once a day. He’s a two pump chump, so doesn’t last long, so it’s not too draining. He’s not just into fembots, but malfunctioning ones. Ones that he himself is responsible for breaking. Usually by cumming inside of them. They are not designed to process liquid, so of course cum in the mouth or pussy makes the circuitry fail nearly instantly.

It’s after he cums in the fembot that I’m to speed up and then slow down my voice, which I’m already talking like a robot in. The cum is ruining the insides of the sex robot and yet he can’t stop himself from cumming in them, even though I’ve prewarned him not to do so, he just can’t help himself. The appeal of the fembot, cold, hard, no real emotions, yet programmed specifically to pleasure, designed to keep on with repetitive motions that no human could do without fatigue. Better than real humans.

This is not a common fantasy, but I certainly do get guys with this fantasy that have different elements they like to focus on. The malfunctioning one is not uncommon. He even speaks about the fembot getting in a bath or hot tub with him, that would fry it for sure, and maybe him as well! Fantasies certainly don’t have to make sense, they just have to turn us on, that’s the extent of them. In a few decades people likely will have their own sex robots. For ones that don’t have partners, it may be a viable solution for them.

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“Fuck My Faggot Husband In His Homo Ass”

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One of my callers that is into forced bi loves to talk about gangbangs, not only for his wife with groups of black men he supposedly advertises for on Craigslist, but for himself as well. He has numerous catch phrases he loves to say about her making him take dick, huge cocks up his ass, down this throat and fill him up with cum. He loves everything about it. From her cream pies he’s going to eat out of her pussy and ass afterward. Some cuckolds are into everything, from cocksucking to getting fucked themselves.

He has the whole scenario down pat, from the hotel in whatever city they are vacationing in, to the dozens of guys he interviews and then passes on through to her in the next room, waiting on the bed with legs open. He loves to be humiliated and degraded and even have them all stand around him and shoot their cum all over him in some sort of bukkake party he’s dreamed up. The only thing that seems to change during his calls is the city they are vacationing in that this happens. He has quite the scene in his mind and seldom deviates from it.

One thing I used to be worried about was how I was going to come up with different fantasies for callers every time they called. Little did I know that 95% want the exact same fantasy every time they call, so my work is mostly done as to what they want right there. So that fear before starting was quickly dispelled at least! Once you’ve spoken to them a few times, they basically just want you to go over it all again, so makes it a lot easier. Cuckold and strap ons are quite popular with many of them, they sure want that cock, the little in denial fags that they are…LOL.

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Menophilia

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A couple of weeks ago we did “birthing fetish”, now it’s time for something else that comes out of women some guys go nuts for, blood. That’s right, blood. Period blood, menstrual blood specifically. Not all guys have the stomach for this sort of sex play. Some guys will avoid a woman entirely during this time of the month. Others will go so far as to call it “anal sex week”, or “blow job week”. Many religions view a woman as unclean during her period and will not allow any sexual contact during the time a woman is bleeding.

That’s a choice for each couple, sometimes the man might want have nothing to do with it, the woman might not want have anything to do with it, or both find it fine. You have to make that choice together. “Blood Hounds” is a term for men that are not only ok with having sex with lady during their period, but actively seeking them out. Hey, no matter what woman they find, it will only be a few weeks until that time of the month as it is. Might make things a bit more difficult if you are looking for a one night stand and only with a woman that’s on her period. Imagine going into a bar and approaching women, “I don’t suppose it’s your time of the month, is it?” Yeah, that would go over real well!

Well, as far as kinks go, it’s not dangerous, just messy and icky and a turn off to many people. I’d still think it a better choice than golden showers or scat for sure, but I guess that’s up to the people involved. So are you man enough to ride the crimson tide? Have you earned your red wings yet? Don’t you think it’s time to man up and just do it?

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Temperature Play

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One thing many find fun to experiment with is temperature play. Heat, cold, ice cubes, candle wax. I can think of one man that called and wanted me to talk about holding a lighter under his dick. All I could think of was now that’s a weenie roast! Ice cubes run over the nipples and down the navel like in the infamous “Nine and a Half Weeks” scene seem relatively calm in comparison to some of the tales I’ve heard.

One place I used to write for was a sex toy website and they had a large selection of glass sex toys. Now these glass sex toys are medical grade glass, stronger even than bakeware type glass and properly cared for will outlast you, unless you go dropping them on a cement floor. One thing glass toys are well known for is you can heat them up, or cool them down. Bowls of hot water or ice water, your choice. One client I had went to a professional dominatrix and she had him fill condoms with water and then freeze them to make a cylinder of ice and I’m sure you can guess where that cylinder was inserted. Not fun.

Candle wax being dripped on your naughty bits sounds a bit more harsh than it really is, as many candles made for sex play actually have a very low burning point, so the drips of wax aren’t as sever as you might think them to be. It can be fun to watch someone flinch though. This kind of sex play can also be fun if you have your partner blindfolded, so they don’t know what to expect. Experiment and see what kinds of temperatures get you going. The shock of ice cold, or the burn of unexpected hot. Dare to find out tonight!

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Birthing Fetish

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There are a lot of odd fetishes out there, there’s no doubt about that, and you always hear of new and unusual ones frequently, no matter how many years you’ve been in the phone sex business. Another girl mentioned a fetish to me and after researching it, I learned all about it and I hadn’t even known about it beforehand.

Now pregnancy fetish isn’t what I’d call common, but you do hear from guys into it once in a while, ones that want to fuck pregnant women. They love the growing belly and breasts, the nipples that are growing larger and darker with each passing week. Impregnation fetish is quite popular, I hear about that every few days from callers that love to talk about knocking you up, planting their seed inside you, it’s widespread. Birthing fetish is however a bit more graphic, gory and disturbing.

Some men are apparently getting off on watching videos of women giving birth. Oh my….talk about getting spread open! No cock is going to spread you open that much! Gaping, blood, afterbirth, wow. I was stunned to learn of this. I’ve heard of guys that want to watch women urinate, defecate, sneeze, fart, blow their nose, all things that involve body expulsions. A baby however is the biggest thing any woman will be expelling from her body. I was a bit shocked I must say to see some of the “birthing blogs” online and the ever so graphic pictures of women giving birth. Yes, it’s natural, but getting turned on by it, I don’t know what to say. I guess it’s harmless enough, just kind of out there.

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