Just Call Me Pussy Mouth

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One of my more colorful clients that likes to fantasize about celebrities, had an idea for ones that are too uppity and or out of hand. Remove their teeth so they can give better blow jobs. This time it was Katherine Heigl. Who he thinks is better seen and not heard, problematic darling though she is. Yup, once she’s rounded up, it’s off tot he dentist to her before being delivered to him toothless and ready for the best blow jobs of his life.

There are worse punishments for the celebs that get out of line in his fantasies, but the removal of the teeth is a new one. Only one other client years ago mentioned tooth removal for better blow jobs, but he was a bit odd. I don’t believe he really had his teeth removed as he said to give his boyfriend better oral sex. I think it was a fantasy he had in his mind he brought to life and liked me to think was real, that he’d go that far for the love of his boyfriend. Imagine removing your teeth t prove your love, oh goodness, the tales these boys spin and would have you believe, they really are something else, but who else do they have to tell their fantastic tales to?

Gumming your lovers dick, no sharp teeth in the way, just tongue and gum around your cock and balls. Though surprisingly, some callers have asked for teeth and light biting, one even mentioned biting until they bled, so some wouldn’t want that smooth, toothless experience. Wouldn’t be quite like a pussy, but if you’re into elderly women, go ahead and ask for them to take those teeth out, if they have false ones, and see how the sensation compares to a blow job with a woman with teeth.

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Satin Fetish

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I had a client this week that wanted a lengthy audio made about his favorite fetish, satin. I must admit, in all the years of doing calls, I’ve never run into one that had a satin fetish. I’d never heard of it until then and now that I search, there is indeed a whole satin fetish community out there. I guess of all the fabrics, it would be the most versatile, since satin sheets are easily come by, as are satin clothes, gloves, high heeled shoes. Many have a leather fetish, but I don’t hear of leather sheets.

With satin you can live in it. Underwear, sheets you sleep in, the clothes, that slippery, cool fabric that is oh so elegant to the touch. Fetishes with a very tactile nature like this, likely had their roots in early childhood, like so many do. Maybe mommy was cuddling you as she had a satin blouse on and it felt oh so good against your skin and maybe you got your first hard on, and a fetish was born. Taking mommy’s satin underwear in secret and rubbing them all over your cock and feeling that coolness all over your cock and being such a naughty boy.

Would she really miss that satin bra? Maybe, maybe not. Will she notice the cum stains on it after you slip it back into he hamper after you blew your load all over it? You can pray she doesn’t. Maybe you went out and bought yourself some satin party gloves and wore them as you stroked your dick up and down for that slippery, silky feeling. Feels good, doesn’t it…

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Consensual Sibling Incest

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One incest topic that doesn’t come up too often on calls is brother sister incest, most seem to be mommy son couplings that I hear about anyway. One of my good clients comes from a larger family and has always had the hots for his sister. He said they have seen each other naked before, but never done anything together. He doesn’t think she wants him the same way he does her, but many of our calls play on this fantasy of his.

He likes to pretend she’s caught him doing something and she threatens to tell mom and dad unless he pays her money to keep quiet and she teases him so badly once she realizes she can get money out of him, she wants to offer him sexual favors in exchange for more money. She’s apparently greedy and materialistic and wants to milk him for every cent she can get via his sexual urges he’s willing to pay for, all with a very healthy dose of playfulness and humor.

How much for a handjob? How much for a fuck? You wouldn’t want mom and dad finding out now, would you? It’s fun to tease him in all sorts of scenarios from emptying his wallet to walking down to the bank with him to get even more money out to keep her quiet. He loves the idea of fucking his sister and even though he hates paying, he can’t keep his hands off of her, so his money is slowly siphoned away from him. The desires overtaking common sense.

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Odd Sexual Fetishes

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Many guys watch porn, this is true, but once in a while I do hear of a new fetish that always surprises me that I haven’t heard of it before. This new fetish I hear of is a man that enjoys watching porn, but only on fast forward or rewind. Now the first thing this made me think of is fast forward would be good for a premature ejaculation guy, but he didn’t mention being a premature ejaculator. The watching it backwards also seems odd as well, but then I don’t understand why most guys like what they like, it just is what it is.

Another fetish this week, well I’m not he has a fetish, but he’s called several times and mentioned it many times each call, is biting my eyebrows. I can honestly say no one has ever mentioned eyebrow biting before, that is also quite different. Nibbling on my nipples, clit, even toes, but eyebrows? For every body part, there is someone fetishizing it and getting off on it. There’s nothing sexual about eyebrows, so not quite sure how that would be sexy for the one doing it, or the one having it done to them.

Excessive penis measuring is one I have heard of several times over the years. Yet another called to say he’d been measuring it weekly. He’d also done things to stretch it, like overusing penis pumps, which is downright dangerous as it can burst the blood vessels. He’d also taken some kind of supplements for three months and surprise surprise, no change in growth at all. He wondered how many other callers measured their cocks regularly. I said a few over the years had mentioned it, but it was fairly rare to be a regular occurrence. Once a year say doesn’t seem excessive, but more than that, I really can’t see what the point is.

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Nipplegasm

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Does the idea of having a hands free orgasm excite you? One where you can cum by breast stimulation alone? Many women and men as well, love having their nipples sucked on, played with, pinched, tweaked. To some this can even result in an orgasm. Some have such sensitive nipples that toying with them can make them cum.

My boyfriend loves to make me cum from sucking on my nipples, he trained me to be able to orgasm this way. He had me begging to please touch my pussy, but he wouldn’t do it. He said he knew with enough training and stimulation I’d be cumming from this type of touching alone. He lays me back naked on the bed, kissing me deeply and passionately, then down to my neck and breasts. Squeezing one and kissing the other, then taking my nipple in his mouth and having him suck on it, swirling his tongue around and around, until I’m squirming underneath him. My pussy dripping and begging to be stroked.

I was running my hands through his hair, trying to humping his leg as he suckled at my nipples, but he wouldn’t allow me to, he just kept lightly kissing and teasing my nipples until I could feel an orgasm welling up inside of me. It wasn’t like a regular genital orgasm, but it was an orgasm, a nipple induced orgasm, and I still felt very good afterwards. Once he’d made me cum that way, then and only then did he start touching and teasing my pussy, which was very happy for the attention at that point. He made me cum several times more, but a nipple orgasm was a nice way to start the fun.

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