Popper Phone Sex

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A man called today that was using poppers, aka alkyl nitrites, and he was having a grand old time. They have a long history and are twenty five times more popular among gay men. He was riding a dildo when he called and he told me the poppers relax your anal and genital muscles , so I guess it goes to reason it would make anal sex a lot more comfortable if your nether regions were a bit more relaxed than normal and they have been in wide usage in the gay community for many decades.

It’s surprising they haven’t been made illegal, since nearly all recreational feel good drugs harmful or not have been made so, but they are indeed available and are still being used in bedrooms and clubs to enhance ones sexual experience. They lower blood pressure yet raise heart rate. He called and told me was sitting on a dildo he’d affixed one to a fifty five gall drum barrel which he claimed was in his bedroom, an awfully large and odd sexual accessory, but people do odd things, so I have no clue if this caller was actually riding a full size barrel with a dildo stuck on top of it doing his poppers or if he was just out of his mind.

He seemed to be having a good time, so I guess that’s all that matters when it comes down to it. He’d been using them for years and said he regularly had sex with men and most of them used them as well, he made it sound like a regular activity among gay men for more comfortable anal sexual relations, so there must be something to it. Some have called as they broke open their little glass vials and sniffed up the vapors and said it made their cocks harder than normal, so have at it, boys!

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Catfight Fantasies

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What is it about guys finding a woman in a catfight attractive? Do they think somehow all of a sudden the physical contact between the warring women will all of a sudden take all that hatred for each other and have some angry, passion filled sexual encounter. Not many guys have called asking about catfights, but once in a while you get them and they are quite enthralled with the entire idea of women roughing it up together.

Female mud wrestling has long been an interest and activity in some bars. Guys go in, get liquored up and sit back and watch the mud fly and hair get pulled, likely while getting harder by the second. Some callers have asked me if I’ve ever wrestled with men or women, um, that’s a no. One guy used to have these elaborate fantasies with his wife and the neighborhood women getting into a group catfight where tearing hair out and who had the biggest boobs and who was the tallest was how they were determined. It was absurd, he’d have me say lines for around five different names of women and insulting each other and making cat screeching noises once in a while.

Many men like to envision they are the reason for the fight, two women fighting over one man, they are so glad to think they are so hot women will come to physical blows in competing for his affections. Sounds kind of degrading to me, but men have inflated egos about many things, surely having women fight over them isn’t a stretch for some. In the 1980’2, the popular prime time soap “Dynasty” featured several catfights between the female leads that went down in television history they were so watched and admired. Men like to see women brawl, might be classless, but it’s primal.

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Crossdressing Boyfriend

 

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I had a pretty shocking surprise waiting for me the other night when I came home, my boyfriend was wearing my nightgown and lingerie. He thought I’d be out several more hours and I came home and saw him dolled up in makeup and my things and heels. He looked just as surprised to see me standing there and I was speechless. He said he hadn’t thought I’d understand, so he;d kept it a secret from me. I knew it wasn’t anything bad, or wrong, but it was a jolt.

He advanced towards me, wearing my own things and kissed me, I didn’t know what to say, so I just tried to think it was a harmless kink and allowed him to continue. I wrapped my arms around him and pulled him close to me and he felt so smooth and slippery wearing the silky nightgown, it felt good, but a bit out of place as well. He laid me on the bed and kissed me with extra passion than he had before, he said showing himself to me this way made him feel extra special, like he was sharing the true part of himself and the fact I hadn’t bolted meant a lot to him.

He made love to me so tenderly as he was dressed up, I’d never thought of him being dolled up before, so this was in a way like making love with a new person, it’s hard to put into words. He said he’d been crossdressing for years, and he was glad I knew about his little secret and if I was ok with it, he’d like to do things like shopping together and beauty treatments. I will have to see how it goes,- this is all quite new,- but I’m sure it will be a whole new level to our relationship.

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Jerking Off In The Shower

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My boyfriend loves to masturbate in the shower. I like to join him as often as possible. We fuck a lot, and I never deny him when he asks me to fuck, but he seriously wants to cum u to a half dozen times per day. I’m a good sport, but even I can’t go on like that, so he jerks off a lot, I’m always walking in on him jerking off, and I don’t mind a bit. I wonder why lots of women seem to resent their men masturbating, I think that’s just nuts, get over it and realize their appetite is greater than yours, it’s got nothing to do with you.

So many women resent their guys watching porn and enjoying themselves, they seem to think their men should only want to cum when they do. The shower is an excellent place to fuck and masturbate, I’ve been masturbating in the shower since I was a young girl myself, so why shouldn’t a guy? Not as many guys seem to use the shower massagers on themselves the way women use it on their clit, but some do, but just the sensation of the water running over your body is a nice extra sensation to enjoy as you jerk off in the shower, it can make it an extra special masturbation moment.

Water is sensual, the hot, pounding water on your back as you grip your cock and stroke yourself and make yourself feel so good as you close your eyes and fantasize as you masturbate, it just heightens the entire experience and I totally recommend it to everyone! A few times I’ve walked in the bathroom and seen him jerking off through the shower glass doors and I stripped down and got in and we fucked as the water poured all over us and I loved it, very sexy.

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Celebrity Rape

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One of my clients this week had me do an audio for him about the rape of celebrity he wrote. There’s all kinds of fan fiction stories out there about celebrities, and obscure ones, and this one that was popular over thirty years ago, not someone that’s really in the public eye today. It’s odd how a celebrity can capture us and make us think about them so much when we will never see them in person or meet them. The really obsessed ones of course will travel great distances and do all kinds of things to get close to them and even in some rare instances, hurt them.

Now this client isn’t about pain or hurting which one would normally think of when they think of rape or even the word rape. He’s more into the bodice ripper type of fantasy that was popular in historical romance novels, like Rhett Butler carrying Scarlett ‘O Hara kicking and screaming up the stairs, reluctance, taking against their will to a degree, not brutal, violent rape. He also has several celebrities he enjoys and he likes to combine the two and like to think of a celebrity being raped and taken against their will, it is usually a blackmail situation in his stories, like unless you do this, I will not help you with that, sort of thing.

People can be complex and many women even admit to having rape fantasies to varying degrees of force and brutality. Rough sex and rape roleplay is something many find appealing or popular. As long as a couple consent to have a safe word and play within their own boundaries, who is to say what is right or wrong for a couple?

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