Star Crossed Love

There is actually a fetish out there about people that have the hots for aliens. Talk about star crossed love. These characters apparently can’t find satisfaction here on planet earth, they have to look starward and imagine the hot alien babes that are out amongst the stars.

And they say long distance relationships don’t work…..An hour away from some people will be a deal breaker, imagine a few light years! These guys are gluttons for punishment to be fantasizing about ones so far away. Perhaps the draw of the other worldly is just too much for them to handle. Star Trek and Star Wars is what gets these guys hotter than any porn. They watch My Stepmother is an Alien to get off.

Thinking about beings possibly with three breasts, imagine the fun. One for each hand and one to suck on. It must be very frustrating to have a fetish you cannot actually indulge in.The chances of one with exophilia actually having an alien sex encounter are about zero unless they get abducted, which is very, very rare and not likely to happen, and from what I read about alien abductions, I don’t think it’s all rainbows, hearts and Valentine’s. More like claw prongs holding your eyes open and anal probes, hardly the stuff of romance novels.

Oh well, let the boys have their sexy alien fantasies, they aren’t liable to get the chance to live them out. Are we earth women simply not good enough? Makes you wonder…..

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