One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Treasure

I’m writing this post here, since it’s just a week after the mannequin post, and this one is related to it. The man that own the mannequin had a unique gift given to him this week. Well I don’t know if you’d consider a bag of garbage a gift, but he told me how he was taking his garbage out and there was a bag on top of it that wasn’t his, and he opened it to see what was inside. Now I don’t know how many people would open a strange bag of garbage, but regardless. So he struck gold, since when he opened it, there were twenty three pairs of women’s panties in the bag. Some with the tags still on them, unused.

He’d told his neighbors if they had any garbage over their limit, they could use his cans, since he never has a lot, so he’s convinced one of the neighbors tossed it in there. So he brought the bag inside and sorted through the panties. He said he put the ones he didn’t like back out with the trash, and kept some to dress his mannequin in, and kept some to jerk off into. He sure didn’t let them go to waste! He said if only the neighbor had known he was into panties, they just could have left the bag right in front of his door rather than toss them in the garbage.

He has no idea how to find out which neighbor would have tossed them in or why. I guess he can just fantasize about all of the possibilities on a rotating basis as he jerks off into the panties pair by pair. He normally buys panties, this find has been a real bonanza for him. One man’s trash, or in this case a woman’s, is truly another man’s treasure.

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Mannequin Mayhem

What do you say when a caller reveals they own their mannequin? It’s not a sex doll, they can’t fuck a hard, fiberglass woman. I asked what he did with it and he said he dresses it up and indeed he does, I was sent pictures of the mannequin wearing lingerie, a wig and a hat. He has a few wigs for it, I was sent pics of both. It has its own room. I asked if he had dinner with it, or watched t.v. with it. No, he just likes to dress it up. Like a person sized Barbie doll I guess. Odd, yes, but there’s much worse things ones could be doing. I’ve heard much worse.

We’d talked about one of those full sized silicone love dolls ages ago, the ones that are customizable and cost thousands of dollars. Yes, that seems like a large outlay of money, but when you think how much dates cost these days, dinner is going to be over a hundred dollars for two people. Tickets to a show or a play could be several times that depending on what you’re seeing and where. So a few days and the doll’s paid for. The doll is a sure thing, a real live woman isn’t. The doll is drama free, a real woman isn’t.

Maybe other men also have their own mannequins, I can’t rightly say, since no one else has made such a confession before about owning one. You just don’t know what goes on behind people’s closed doors, and you really don’t want to know. Trust me. They tell me the things no one would in a million years guess about them. It’s best the public doesn’t know. I wonder what his coworkers and neighbors would think of his little friend, I’ll never know.

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Fucking at the Store

Years ago my boyfriend and I were in a large department store in the furniture section. There weren’t too many customers in the store. They had this little display house set up, maybe around six or seven hundred square feet. An entire little house in the middle of the furniture section. It was absolutely charming, totally decorated and furnished. We went inside and saw this lovely set up bedroom. We also noticed the door had a lock on it. You can imagine what happened next. I locked the door and we were both naked in under a minute.

We got into the bed, so very comfortable, brand new lovely sheets, and we started to fuck, right there in the little display house. We heard some others come in and look around, one even tried the door and we heard them say it was locked, but they kept on looking around before leaving. His cock was sliding in and out of me and I had my legs wrapped around him nice and tight. We did keep quiet, but fully enjoyed ourselves. He sucked on my nipples as I squeezed his ass cheeks, strangers milling about on the other side of the door. I bucked my hips under him and came as his cock grazed my clit. Biting my lip to keep from crying out and being found out. He shot soon after into me.

We didn’t even hurry, we were in there around forty minutes or so and had wonderful sex in this little display bedroom. We got dressed and made the bed so it didn’t look like anyone had been in there. I felt so naughty. No one seemed to give us a second look as we came out. We need to go shopping more often, I thought, and find interesting places to fuck. Hopefully we won’t get caught!

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Surprise!

Most have heard about the fetish of CFNM, for clothed female naked male, but I had not heard of the other way around of the clothed male naked female until the other day. A man called and asked if I was familiar with it, and indeed I was not. His fantasies all revolved around ladies unexpectedly finding themselves naked in front of an audience and I had to come up with scenarios where that might plausibly happen. Some were pretty far fetched, but crazy things do happen, so why not this?

His wife is the one in his fantasies and he said in real life she’s a very conservative church lady and wouldn’t it be fun to see her embarrassed and nude in front of a crowd, or even just one other person? Everything from a dressing room mishap where a strange man would walk in on her, to changing at the beach in a cabana tent and having some teenaged boys lift the tent off with her naked self changing into her swimsuit and them seeing her totally naked. She would be mortified of strangers seeing her that way, and of course it’s through no fault of her own.

He said his wife has large breasts, so it would be very exciting for him to think of other men seeing her exposed breasts. She’d likely be mortified to think he was discussing all of this with a stranger. They have a very bland sex life, that consists of missionary only sex and that’s the only position he’s ever had sex in his entire life. They were virgins when they married, and that’s all she was willing to give him. No oral ever, so for men like that, and more of those men call than one would imagine, fantasy is their only real outlet for sexual variety.

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Sit On It!

A lot of callers come up with outlandish tales, but one last night was quite bizarre. This man called saying he grew up with his step mother and step sister regularly face sitting on him for most of his life into his thirties. The father of course was passed away, as was the bio mom, how convenient. So the step mom decided to teach him the wonders of facesitting and the step sister also soon got in on the act. They would sit on his face while they put their makeup on, a bit awkward to do your face not in front of the bathroom mirror. They also would sit on his face for upwards of five to six hours. Uh huh. Sure they did.

He’d been well trained apparently, and knows all the finer points of different brands of pantyhose they wore. He recommends the Leggs sheer to waist ones. Different panties and styles of girdles. He’s quite knowledgeable about all these different brands and styles, since he had them smashed into his face for so many years. He also got to be allowed to fuck them as he got older, and it was a real education and pleasure for the young man, apparently.

Alas, they are both now long dead, but the love of facesitting remains and he tries to get girlfriends to this day that are as much in love with facesitting as they were. Pantyhose and men’s dress shirts worn tied at the waist also must be worn to experience the delight of facesitting to its fullest extent. He was furiously masturbating as he went over all the things they introduced him to, and how he loves a pussy and ass in his face more than anything else on earth. Nothing makes him as horny as a woman pinning him down and sitting on him.

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