World of Sexual Fetishes

Lovey Dovey in The Tub

Posted on October 8, 2018 by Sharon

Who doesn’t love a nice, romantic bath with candles, bubbles and their partner? It can be a wonderful and inexpensive way to spice up your night and lead to a hot night of passionate lovemaking. Scrub each other up and dry each other off to get romantic and kiss each other all over once you’re kissably clean, sounds hot, doesn’t it? It’s surprising at times to hear callers talk about any kind of romance, since they usually are just the slam, bam, thank you ma’am variety, but once in a while, you do find a romantic one calling wanting to talk about all kinds of romantic scenarios.

It’s always a pleasure to get one like that, and hear how they would like to sweep a lady off her feet and make all kinds of grand overtures to them and have them respond in kind. I love to think of a romantic night like that, a beautiful dinner, maybe a massage after the bath, them rubbing fragrant oils all over your body. Those massage candles that you burn then pour the heated oil off of them and use on one another are very sexy. They smell fantastic and are low temperature burn, so you won’t burn yourself with the oil being too hot.

Of course those slick hands will wander down to the naughty, more sensual parts to caress them and tease them, and you will soon find yourself exploding with orgasm or giving your partner an orgasm. Just enjoying one another and the simple physical sensations that come from a sensual hot bubble bath and a massage from your partner can be a wonderful way to spend time with one another and not spend a lot of money, and it brings you closer together as well. The best things in life really can be free.

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Fart On Me, Mistress

Posted on October 1, 2018 by Sharon

One of my most frequent callers has a fart fetish, it’s literally all he talks about. The face sitting, the farting, the gassy foods one would eat to produce the most smelly gas. He said if a girlfriend wouldn’t fart in his face, he’d likely leave her. It is some serious fart addiction this guy has that sex without farting is no kind of sex for him. Most women would be mortified to fart in a guy’s face if they were being gone down on, this one would not only encourage such behavior, but expect it!

It’s hard not to laugh when this guy calls, I usually do, since the conversation is so absurd. I said it’s fun and games until you lose consciousness from lack of oxygen, lol. Being stuck under the covers as fart after fart blows over you. One of his latest fixations is if I was fucking another guy in front of him, riding the guys face, having him lick me, fart guy is not allowed to lick pussy, only smell ass, and he’s in a box in the corner with only his nose sticking out and then I go over to the box and sit on his nose and blast away.

He knows he’s not a real man, so he’s not allowed to fuck me and kept most of the time in a cock cage, but his nose is always ready to receive my farts. The things said on these calls are not to be believed, but hey, if that’s what turns you on, it’s harmless enough, just kinda weird. Not sure how many willing females out there would be willing to regularly indulge a man in such a fetish, if you can find one, good luck. Keep her and have her fart away to your hearts content.

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It’s How Big???

Posted on September 24, 2018 by Sharon

Some of the things callers tell you on the phone are quite ridiculous and not to be believed they are so outlandish. Hey, it’s their dime, let them talk about their fantasies if they want. One yesterday said he’d watched his wife get fucked by another man, ok, not too out there, cuckold happens, but when he said yup, the other man’s cock was eighteen, yes eighteen, inches long, I then was rolling my eyes and trying to keep from laughing as I said, “Uh huh,” sure it’s eighteen inches.

Tales like this are surprisingly common for men that call phone sex lines. You just need to divide by a number to get the real likely measurement. In his case I’d divide by three, to get six inches. When it’s a guy saying he has a twelve inch cock, then I’d divide by four, meaning it’s likely three inches. You really do need to have a sense of humor in this business, since so much of what you’re told by callers is insane.

They don’t usually want to be called on their lies though, so you just go along with whatever they say and act as though you’re in complete agreement as to what they are telling you. You fucked your mom every night from middle school through college? Ok, sure, sounds interesting. Your cock’s so long you tuck it into the top of your sock? My, you must be really popular with the ladies. It gives you plenty of material to make your friends laugh at when they ask about your latest weird calls. So guys, keep the wild tales coming, it gives us gals answering the phones something memorable and fun to laugh at, and who else in your life is going to give you an audience for these kind of stories?

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Driving Me Wild

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Sharon

The man I’ve been seeing recently is quite wealthy, so wealthy in fact he doesn’t even drive himself, he has a driver on call around the clock, but he likes to go on long drives. There’s a partition that goes up between the front and back seats for privacy in the back, and he asked me to go on one of these long drives with me, and I agreed. We hadn’t been driving around long when he started to kiss and caress me and run his hand up under my skirt. I wondered if the driver knew what we were up to, I suspected he did, as he’d given me a sly grin when I got in the backseat and he closed the door after me.

I decided to just enjoy the attention I was getting and I felt his fingers slip inside my panties and tease my pussy lips and my clit as he was kissing my neck at the same time. I wrapped my arms around him and could feel an orgasm soon approaching as he worked my clit with his fingers faster and harder. I bit my lip to keep from crying out, and soon he was down on his knees on the car floor in front of me hitching my skirt up to my hips and burying his face between my thighs as the car sped on through the night.

He held open my cunt lips exposing my still stiff clit and he worked his tongue over it, alternating with sucking it and driving me wild. He slipped his tongue inside of me and gently rubbed my clit and I was soon on my way to another orgasm before he’d even placed his cock within me. He made me cum with his mouth and then finally raised up and unzipped his pants and his large, hard cock soon sprang forth and soon slid into me in one thrust. I wrapped my legs around him and enjoyed the long, slow fuck he gave me, and I haven’t a doubt the driver well knew what was going on back there. I came very well, as did he, and we were soon back at his place and went upstairs to shower and then have a lovely late dinner. Car rides can indeed be a lot of fun.

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Hot Housewives

Posted on September 10, 2018 by Sharon

I am a hot housewife and my husband neglects me, s what am I to do? Wait for him to change or just masturbate all the time? No, I’m looking for some hot action, and I’ve found some right here in my own neighborhood. The man next door is a perfectly nice guy, but his wife works about as much as my husband, and he’s neglected as well, so guess what, we have found comfort together many a night when we’ve both been left alone. There’s also a college boy around the block that I’ve played with as well.

I am not going to be deprived just because someone else is not putting my needs first, I will put my own needs first. The guy next door has a lovely cock, his wife’s a fool for not wanting to fuck him, I love sucking his cock and fucking him in her bed, I haven’t a shred of sympathy for her for not giving her man any love. He’s welcome to my pussy any time he wants it. He hasn’t gotten a blow job from her in years, and only a fuck a few times a year. I love drooling all over his erect cock and taking it down my throat.

He likes to bend me over and fuck me hard from behind and smack my ass, I like that, I haven’t had a good fuck from behind from my own husband in years. Grabbing at my tits, rubbing my nipples, feeling his cum filled balls slapping against me. I get so wet when I’m with him, I cream all the way down my leg. My sloppy pussy milks his cock and gets every drop out of his balls. I might be a horny housewife, but I will get my playtime when I can get it. I need to cum a lot, and these men around the neighborhood seem more than willing to help me out, and I love helping them as well.