Come Get My Ass

This caller was telling me of all his same sex random hook ups from yesteryear. The downfall of Craigslist hit so many casual sex seekers really badly, it’s where many of them found their hookup partners. He spoke lovingly of some seedy motel he and other men used to frequent and how it had large windows the men left open as they had sex looking to attract an audience or future partners to hookup with once they were finished with the current one they were fucking. He said he’d put on “dildo shows” hoping to entice ones into his room. Where he’d be practically touching the window glass with his ass while using a dildo, displaying his wares to passersby.

He proceeded to tell me of the hundreds of nameless black men he’s serviced over the last few decades and how he feels the big, black cock is superior and the thing he craves the most, unprotected is his favorite. His wife apparently knows all about this and thinks it’s just fine and dandy. So you can see how one must take a large grain of salt when you hear these sorts of tales. Perhaps it’s true, but more likely all in his mind.

Black men that did not want to do it unprotected he said he would simply hold his ass cheeks apart, opening his ass and have them jerk off their sperm into his gaping hole. Lovely image to be sure. So keeping the seedy motel curtains opening showing all of this to the gay men cruising by would no doubt lure them in so they could be next in line to defile his waiting his ass. He moved away and simply hasn’t been able to find any such appealing haunts as that one, and apparently the cops now go by there too often, looking to put a stop to such former shenanigans.

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Pillow Humper

Some men like to hump their pillows when they masturbate, they call themselves pillow humpers. One of my callers proudly calls himself a pillow humper, and he prefers it to his hand. There’s lots of ways that guys get off not using their hands, pillows just being one method. One caller I’ve watched on cam gets on his back and makes these movements that look like he’s doing stomach crunches, lifting his legs, crossing them at the knees and making sit up like motions. Odd ones could actually be able to orgasm that way, but people do different things.

Some girls begin masturbating by humping their pillows as well, balling them up and mounting them and then grinding on them or rubbing back and forth in a bucking motion. Pillows see a lot more action than just having a head rested upon them during sleep. Some men that masturbate this way have told me they double the pillow over, like a taco shell, and place their dick into the folded area and fuck that until they cum. All I can think of is the mess of the pillow and pillow case afterwards and I bet they don’t change it, they likely just flip it over and sleep with it to the bed side down.

Have you used your pillow for your masturbation needs? Has it been a good experience for you? Would you like to have a phone sex call while you are fucking your pillow? That can easily be arranged. You sleep with your pillow and it’s soft and familiar, sometimes you might not have been with a real woman in a while and fucking something like a pillow that’s soft and within arms reach can seem like a natural thing to do, you aren’t alone. Give us a call while you fuck that pillow and see how much better it can be.

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I Fucked Him With a Strap On

My boyfriend had always been curious about whether or not he’d like to take a strap on up the ass, but he just couldn’t make his mind up about it, so I bought one for him. He will sit on the fence and hem and haw for ages about all sorts of things, I usually end up making the decisions in our relationship since he’s too indecisive to do so. One night he came home and I was waiting for him wearing this. It wasn’t the sort with a harness which I think is a bit ridiculous. This kind the woman slips part of it inside herself.

It gives pleasure to me too, since when I thrust into him, it stimulates my G spot. He looked shocked when I came at him with this and I told him to get in the bedroom and strip. He did as he was told. He got on all fours on the bed. I lubed up the toy and spread his ass cheeks and told him to get ready. He tried to relax when I guided the tip of this into the opening of his asshole and I popped it in and then eased it in slowly.

He tensed a bit when I inserted it, but I reassured him and told him to stroke his cock. He did and then began to relax and get into it. I grabbed him and thrust over and over, and it felt good inside of me as well. He said he was going to cum and I sped up my thrusts and he did squirt. He then flipped me over and began to lick my pussy once he pulled the toy out of me. I was close to cumming from the internal pressure of it, but he replaced the toy with his fingers as his tongue worked my clit. I soon came and gushed on his face with my thighs clamped around his head. I was glad I’d bought it.

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Shower Sex

The pic here made me laugh, since it looks like she’s giving the guy a karate high kick in the face in the shower, but who doesn’t love sex in the shower? Her position looks like a fall waiting to happen, but hopefully your partner would not allow you to slip and fall. You are talking slippery and wet and one foot, so it could be fraught with danger. It can also be filled with pleasure. Hot water, lots of steam, soapy, slippery hands all over your body. Water can always make for hot sexual encounters, whether alone and masturbating, or with your partner.

Make sure you have plenty of hot water, many times a tank will give you fifteen minutes and no more of hot water, so you don’t want to be approaching orgasm with ice cold water pouring over you. Try and not fall or slip, it’s not hard to do on one leg, and you may be around your partners waist, on one foot, there’s all kinds of possibilities you need to look out for, it can be a very sexy time though so enjoy it. Some people like to give blow jobs in the shower more than anywhere else, since you can thoroughly clean your partners penis and balls beforehand so no nasty surprises. The cum will all rinse away as well.

Helping to clean and groom your partner can be fun even if you don’t have sex. Find a woman who would not love her hair washed by her man. It’s sexy and sensual and feels wonderful, and there’s likely to be a lot of kisses happening as it unfolds. There’s so many sexy things you and your partner can do in the bath or shower, it’s so relaxing and cleansing and special. Add some candles and wonderful smelling bath products, and you will be sure to have a romantic evening to remember.

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The Sounds of Pleasure

Seeing as I work with my voice, I also do voice over work of an erotic nature. One of the companies I am with paid for studio recording time and I went in to record the erotic scripts I was given. The manager of the studio was nice, and handsome as well. He was recording and listening to me as I narrated the sexy script. I looked over at him and was thinking maybe he was getting a little aroused at the sexy story I was reading. I was sure I saw the bulge in his pants get bigger as I went along.

After I finished reading, it was closing time but he asked me if I’d like to stay for a drink. I agreed and he said he really loved my voice and the story really turned him on as he was listening to it. I said that’s the idea. The client writes a sexy story and then I voice it, and then they have it forever t listen to as many times as they’d like. He asked me if I ever got turned on recording them and I said I sometimes do yes, and that I’ve masturbated after a recording session a few times.

He asked if I’d consider masturbating right her and now with him, and I somehow wanted to agree, so I did. I pulled my skirt up and my panties down and his eyes were riveted to my shaved pussy as I began to touch myself. He unzipped his pants and was watching me the entire time he stroked his cock. I liked the size of it and how he touched himself and we both just kept rubbing and rubbing and watching one another. I knew I was about to cum and I let out a terrific howl of delight as I came, my thighs shaking with the intensity of my orgasm and he shot his load and it landed on my bare thigh. I laughed as he cleaned the cum off with a tissue and apologized. It was certainly the sexiest recording session I’d ever had to date.

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