Please Shave

It’s amusing the conversations you can have on phone sex lines. They not only encompass sex, but grooming of body parts, body hair, all sorts of things. There has been several callers recently interested in pubic hair and shaving conversations. One the other day loved them hairy, even hairy underarms and hairy forearms on women. He mentioned he was hairy himself and was horrified when I asked if he even trimmed himself. Of course not he replied, he didn’t want to look like a “little boy.” So he expects women to suck on his hairy dick and furry balls and just love it. Nope. If you don’t take a razor or wax to that mess, not happening. Not for this phone sex gal in any case.

So to tease him I sent him pics of hairy cocks and furry women. I told him he had desires for “Sasquatch snatch.” He said that made him go soft, lol. I was laughing so hard. Some have asked if I’d consider growing out my pubes, these are men on the phone that will never even lay eyes on me or know who or where I am, let alone get close enough to see my pussy and be invited into it. So silly some are.

Some like the natural look, and if both people enjoy that, have at it. In today’s world where so many are so inflexible, it’s honestly easy to see a couple could break up over such a thing if one was unwilling. Yet, you really should never change for another person, find someone who likes you as you are, but don’t blame the person you like if how you are is not what they are seeking and find they cannot live with or tolerate. Not everyone is a match. Some don’t seem to care either way, which is likely the best scenario, others definitely like what they like and will not settle for less than what they find desirable.

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The Weekend Road Trip

My boyfriend and I were on a weekend road trip and were in the middle of nowhere. The nearest town was over a half hour away and I had to pee really bad, so he pulled the car over and I went on the side of the road. He watched me out the car window and said it turned him on. I laughed at the absurdity of him watching me go pee on the side of the road but he asked if he could fuck me right then and there since he was horny now. I said sure, that was fine.

I wasn’t that horny and my first concern was a car going by and reporting us or worse a cop going by and arresting us, so I told him it had to be a quickie. He slid his dick into me and although I wasn’t horny when he started, it didn’t take me very long to get into it. I loved how his cock made me feel, he always had a way of getting me excited even it at the start I wasn’t that into it. I was leaning on the car with him fucking me from behind. He always got me going, and I soon felt an orgasm welling up inside of me.

A few more thrusts of his thick, hard cock and I was creaming on his dick and moaning loudly. The birds were chirping and the wind was blowing, but no one else seemed to be around for miles. He soon filled me with his cum and I quickly pulled my panties up and could feel his jizz pooling inside of me as we continued on our ride to the next town. We were going to stop for the night and likely find a motel room to continue on with our fun and then get some rest for the next day’s drive.

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Tease Me, Baby

When I was younger, sometimes my mom would leave me at home for the weekend by myself. She knew I was responsible and could be trusted. However she still did have a friend of hers drop by a few times over the weekend to make sure I wasn’t getting up to something I shouldn’t. It was late, I’d already gone to bed and I was horny, I was masturbating and of course assumed I was alone. All of a sudden he light came on and it was my mom’s friend. She was looking at me and then came over to the bed and asked if I’d like some help with what I was doing.

I’d always liked her, and didn’t say no, so she started to undress and got on the bed and laid down next to me. She started to lick my nipples and rub my pussy for me. It felt good, no one else had ever touched me before and I liked it a lot. I just laid there and let her pleasure me. I didn’t know if she was bisexual, or lesbian or what. The topic had never come up. She was older than me for sure, but younger than my mom by around ten years. Needless to say, she certainly knew her way around a pussy very well.

I had never come from anyone else’s hand than my own, and I loved it. She touched me in such a sensual, deliberate way. My mom never found out what happened that weekend. She spent the night and she went down on me as well. Even though several men have since, I can honestly say no one has ever pleasured me orally to the satisfying degree that she did. Ever. I loved it and fantasize about it to this day when I masturbate.

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The Rehearsal Dinner

We all know there’s lots of weddings in June. This month my college roommate was getting married and I hadn’t seen her in a few years but she asked me to be her bridesmaid. I’d not yet met the man she was marrying. I am kind of ashamed at what happened. I met him and liked him, a little too much. After the rehearsal dinner we ended up fucking in my hotel room. She had a bit too much to drink and went home early to get a good night’s sleep before the wedding. He made his way to my room and it was explosively hot sex from the time the door was closed.

His cock was large and hard as a rock the entire time. I wasted no time in sucking it or letting him fuck me. He said it was his last hurrah before walking down the aisle, but I doubt a hot stud like him will be able to remain faithful. He attracts women to an incredible degree. He’s fantastic in bed, and made me cum several times during our couple of hour fuckfest we had. I can only hope none of the other guests that are at the same hotel for the wedding saw him enter or exit my room.

It’s a good thing I live out of town, since if I was closer I’d want him fucking me on the regular, not a doubt. He pushed me against the door and fucked me before we even made our way to the bed, and we fucked in every position there was once there. I was going to be tired the next day after the workout he gave me, but the hot sex was worth it. I will not regret the hot night we had together. I’m glad I came back for the wedding.

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Raise Your Arms!

Some callers call so many different women at so many different companies, they cannot keep them straight. Many of them have no clue they’ve talked to us before, and we remember them, especially if they are weird. One such caller made his way back around to me a few nights ago. It wasn’t his voice I recalled, but his question: What do you smell like? As soon as he said it, I asked for his first name and I’d remembered it and expected there was a ninety nine percent chance he’d give me the name I recalled, and he didn’t let me down. It was him.

Not all guys into smells are into underarms, but this one was a definite fan of them. He wanted to taste, he wanted to smell, for a moment I wondered if he might be blind. Since ones into smells often can be compensating for a lost sense of something else, but no mention of blindness, just a very curious nose and tongue. Also a different username than he’d been using on another site. If only they knew how distinctive they can be with their catch phrases! He was talking about not only licking underarms, but breasts, skin all over the body. Each nook and cranny with its own distinct smells to discover.

Most of the call was about licking skin and smelling various body parts. He was pretty demanding all around, people like what they like. One caller loves the cheesy, dirty foot smells. His words exactly. Cheesy feet, unwashed, toe jam, yummy, yummy to him. Harmless, but gross to most people. I guess if smells is the worst thing you’re into you’re not too much of a pervert, but not all women are going to be willing to indulge you in real life to smell them and lick them.

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