An Irishman’s Masturbation Addiction

An Irishman called and said he honestly prefers masturbation to sex with people. He proudly proclaimed he hadn’t been with a woman in over ten years, and really has no desire to ever be with one. Then I asked what about men, do you fantasize about men? Oh he does. He said he thinks of sucking cock and getting fucked, but he doubted he’d find any men interested in him as well. Masturbation is pretty much a part time job for him that he does for countless hours a day and confessed he was into “very taboo and extreme things.”

I was afraid to ask what, but then he said he likes horses. Oh boy. I think it might have been the horse cocks he was thinking of sucking and getting fucked by, but I said that was enough info right there, so he didn’t get into any more details, but cocks, human or animal, seem to be where his interests lie. He said he watches tons of porn every night and jerks off for many hours, and real people just cannot give him the same amount of satisfaction that porn and masturbation can. Gee, what a fulfilling life he must have. Work, go home, watch countless hours of porn, jerk off repeatedly, sleep, wake up, repeat.

Many are porn addicts and masturbate a bit more than the normal amount whatever “the normal amount” would be. When something takes so much of your time it’s like having apart time job most would assume it’s “too much” to continue on with. It’s undoubtedly harder to meet and connect with people, so many times it’s easier to just stay home and jerk off alone than go out and try to find sexual partners that will likely shoot you down and say no and reject you. Oh well, cases like him are the phone sex operators bread and butter. Too odd to find a real people to fuck, so whip out the cock, turn on the porn, pick up the phone and there’s the entirety of your sex life right there.

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Kaboom!

Now the average person wouldn’t think that fireworks or fire in general should have anything to do with sex, but no matter how weird something is, we operators have likely heard about it. There has been a man that called and said on the Fourth of July he would stick a sparkler up his dick. He was into cock and ball torture, but his claims were quite outlandish, so doubtful they were for real. Cock and ball torture calls are actually very fun and creative and many ask what are my favorite kinds of calls to do, and this is always a top answer.

They are fun, creative, and the scenarios you come up with can be quite bizarre and even gruesome. He’s the only one that mentioned fireworks though. They say for any sort of scene you can imagine, no matter how insane, you will find porn for it, so apparently from the picture, others are involving fireworks into their masturbation and sex life as well. Seems quite dangerous, especially if one happens to suffer from gas, could prove to be quite explosive! Fire and burns are very painful, the thought of that being anywhere near your most sensitive region is a bit concerning, but there are many masochists out there that truly love pain.

Candles and candle wax is pretty common, but not as dangerous as fireworks up the ass or in the pussy would be. I don’t know where people come up with this stuff, it’s quite odd to combine such activities. Danger and sex do often go hand in hand, perhaps unadvisedly. Men frequently call using vacuum cleaners on their cock to simulate a blow job, and many could actually sever their dick depending on the type of machine used, they just don’t use their head and think clearly about these sort of consequences when engaging in such behaviors.

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A Treat for My Student

I love my students, they work hard to do their best. For some “special students” I go that extra mile. I had the student in the entire school that did the best, the valedictorian. I knew he deserved a treat for all his hard work. My husband was going to be working extra late to finish an important project for work, so I knew it would be the perfect opportunity to invite my student over. He came to the door at the exact time I asked him to. He had no idea what lay before him. I’d seen him admire me before, glancing down my blouse or trying to peek up my skirt.

I told him school was over, the night was ours, I’d seen him look at me and I knew he wanted me. He started to blush, it was so cute. I walked over to him and started to undress him. He blushed harder. I took my own clothes off and pulled him down to the sofa and began to stroke his already hard cock. I soon got down before him and began to suck on it. I thought he might blow in my mouth right then and there, but he didn’t.

I got him on his back and soon straddled him, riding his young cock. He looked so young, so grateful, so sexy. He cupped my breasts in his hands and rubbed them as I rode him up and down, grinding my clit against his cock in my pussy. He was so excited, he said he loved older women and had fantasized about me for the last school year. I told him he’d worked so hard, he deserved to be rewarded. It wasn’t long after he came in my pussy and I loved taking his young cum in me. We played a few more hours and then he left and my husband soon came home. It was one hot night.

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Filling Me Deeply

His cock was throbbing in my wet tunnel. I could feel the wetness of my own love juices and the cum from his last orgasm a few moments ago squishing inside of me with each thrust he made. He was still hard. He had the rare ability to remain hard and have several ejaculations before being down for the count. A more satisfying lover I’d never had. The way he teased my pussy and made me absolutely beg for him to slide his cock into me. He could play me like an instrument and have me dancing to his tune.

I was putty in his hands and he knew it. I wanted him to fuck me all day everyday. I never tired of his pumping shaft into the depths of my pussy. My cunt was owned by him alone and I wanted it that way. When I was at work, I would think of him and make myself wet at my desk when I should have been working. I’d email him and tell him I couldn’t wait to have his cock inside of me later that night. I was shameless in my sordid compliments about his cock and his skills as a lover.

When he had to go away on business, I’d masturbate nightly and think of when we’d be together again. My pussy literally ached to have his cock inside again. Even one night apart was torture for my greedy pussy. He loved when I’d say such things, it fed his ego and he loved it. Hopefully it won’t be long until his cock is in me once more, I feel empty and hollow without it throbbing within. The hot flesh, the cum filled balls slapping against me, Mmmm, I can’t wait for more, I need it very badly and very soon.

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Special Delivery

It doesn’t happen often, but once in a while when you order something, be it items from online sellers like Amazon, or a grocery delivery, sometimes they toss in someone else’s item or items by mistake. It’s happened several times over the years, but is usually a fairly low value item, like a can of soup, or an extra package of pepper or a candy bar. Last week though, imagine my surprise when a box of items I’d ordered arrived and there was a sex toy in the box. I’d not ordered it. I called to tell them it wasn’t mine, but they said not to bother returning it. So I not only kept it, I tried it.

Oh my, what a wonderful mistake on their part it happened to be for me. I’m not much of a person for sex toys, but it was free, I at least had to try it. It needed to be charged, and I waited anxiously for the little light to go off indicating it was fully charged once I plugged it in. It took around ninety minutes and it was ready to go.

I lay in bed, charged toy in hand and turned it on and lowered it to my now horny and expectant pussy. It buzzed, it tingled, it even sucked in all the right places. No wonder whoever ordered it did so, this thing was magic. Needless to say I used it several times that night and over the next few days. It was giving me powerful orgasms. I looked online and it was a nearly hundred dollar toy, but it was worth every cent. I only hope the one it was intended for got it replaced for them, it has certainly given me a lot of pleasure. I think I might go use it again right now. Callers love hearing about these things!

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