Licking Up the Cream

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Sharon

So many callers want to talk about licking up the cream pie of a woman. Usually cuckolds who were not the ones that deposited it there in the first place. Many of the small dick guys speak of only being able to dribble out a few drops. They fantasize they were real men that shoot rope after rope of cum. Some love the humiliation of their woman coming home from a date and making them lick up the leavings. Some didn’t even have any idea she was full of someone else’s cum until they were already going down on them and it came as a surprise. Some had too much pride to mention it and pretend it didn’t happen. It’s funny to hear them say they ignored the river of cum that was flowing into their mouth.

The humiliation soon becomes a turn on though, and they soon are looking forward to being the clean up boy. So many will state the first time was awful. If it was the surprise, they were horrified. If she told them, they did their duty reluctantly. Then things flipped for them. Yet most haven’t even tried their own cum on the tip of their finger, yet they will gladly scoop it out of their woman and even clean off the cock of their lover they may have watched deposit it into her.

Men can be goofy and ridiculous when it comes to these things. They will fight it at first and then embrace it and look forward to it. The look of the gooey cum, just dripping and oozing out is enough to make them nearly cum themselves. Some just adore the sight of that escaping a woman’s pussy lips and want to slurp every creamy drop out. So how do you feel about a cum filled cunt? Get you all hot and bothered?

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Birthing Fetish

Posted on May 19, 2025 by Sharon

Years ago I wrote a blog about child birth fetish, and it was pretty disturbing. Men that get off watching women giving birth videos like porn. Hard to understand how anyone could get off on that. Well recently I got sent a message about a different kind of child birth fetish. It was a man that fantasizes he himself wants to give birth, so he inserts large toys into his ass and then pushes them out and pretends he’s giving birth. It was one of the odder messages I’ve ever been sent, and that’s saying something. I told him someone else might better be able to help him. Just too weird for me.

The fact that men are having such odd thoughts is bizarre enough. After this many years working the lines, you’ve pretty much heard it all and then some. These thoughts, while not common, are out there and men do have them. You really do not want to know what goes on behind people’s closed doors. I can assure you. I hear about a lot of it and it’s mentally scarring enough to hear, let alone be witness to. Most women, especially if they might have given birth, would be even more horrified at such thoughts. They really do not want to know what some men think about.

You might be surprised or shocked at just how motivated and determined a man on a mission can be. The size of some toys they will try and shove into themselves. Do not underestimate them. One I saw on cam years ago, when he said he was going to take a sixteen inch toy up his ass I of course thought he was lying, I witnessed it. He wasn’t lying. I wish I hadn’t seen it. If this is what they are comfortable showing a stranger on cam, imagine what they are doing when they are truly alone and not being watched.

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Die, Die, Die!

Posted on April 14, 2025 by Sharon

Callers that surprise us are nothing new, since so many have very odd fantasies. This man the other day seemed like a fairly normal call. He wanted a mommy call and recounted how he’d been caught by his mom jerking off when he was younger. Then he said, Now I want you say every twenty seconds, “Die!, Die!, Die!” I asked him to repeat himself, I didn’t think I could have heard correctly. He said it again, I said I was sure I couldn’t have heard him right, but indeed I had. I asked why, where did this come from?

Then he further explained he’d heard her masturbating in the bathroom when he was younger and she was repeating this. I said so she didn’t say this to you when she caught you? No, she said it alone in the bathroom as he heard her masturbating. It was absolutely bizarre. Why would someone be chanting about death as they were masturbating? Who knows, but that’s what got him excited. He even extended the couple a couple of times for me to say it more. I’d never had a call like it, and there’s been hundreds of thousands of calls in my years doing this, but this was indeed a first. A jerking off death chant.

What kind of a wacko mommy she was, I’ve no idea, but he said he often heard her saying this alone in the bathroom along with the sex sounds of her masturbating. He asked me to say the word “really sexy,” though how one can say that word being sexy, I’m not quite sure, though I did my best. He seemed happy with the call, though he said he was calling from his car and didn’t plan on having an orgasm until later when at home. It really does take all kinds in the phone sex world for sure.

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He Loves Bodybuilders

Posted on March 10, 2025 by Sharon

There’s a caller that’s been calling me and he’s really turned on by male bodybuilders. He’s had me look up several of them by name. They have cartoonish, unreal looking bodies that are pumped full of steroids and look unnatural and very ugly. Yet they turn him on like nothing else. He’s likely some sunken chested weakling that looks up to them like they are real men. He can’t understand how I do not find them attractive. To him, they are the pinnacle of male attractiveness and masculinity. He fantasizes about them having twenty inch cocks for him, which is absurd, since bodybuilders usually have very small cocks.

The steroids shrink them down to the size of a large peanut in many cases. He wants to suck several of them off, having them surrounding him in a circle. He wants t have their cum shot all over his face and him lick it up admiringly. Then of course he wants them to fuck him and use him. He looks at pictures of his favorite ones as he jerks off. As bizarre as this all sounds, he’s not the first caller over the years to mention this type of fantasy about them. Usually a couple of times a year a caller will want to talk about their love of bodybuilders.

They are never into it themselves, they just admire ones that are and can’t understand why everyone doesn’t think them beautiful. When I say they are fake, steroid filled cartoonish looking characters, they for some reason seem to get offended at the very idea they are not one hundred percent natural. But natural bodies simply don’t look like that. Oh well, whatever turns them on. The bodies are grotesque to me and many others, but to some, they are glistening with leaking precum at the very idea of their form.

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The Long Goodbye

Posted on February 3, 2025 by Sharon

There are many humorous things about the world of phone sex. One is callers who are addicted to phone sex. Many can call once in a while and it’s an enjoyable way to masturbate. They take it in stride and it’s an occasional thing. Others have a bit more of a problem with it and struggle to pay the large bills that come from their very frequent and long calls. One of my regular callers called me a few weeks ago and said I wanted my last phone sex call to be with you.

We talk a couple of times a week usually and he wanted me to be his last. He said he just couldn’t afford it anymore, and it was taking up too much of his time. Guess who I heard from a few ours ago? The long goodbye wasn’t so long now, was it. It’s hard not to laugh, honestly. We are grateful to ones like that, since they are our bread and butter. All things in moderation, right? Some have a problem with that moderation though. For guys that do a couple of ten minute calls a month and have no addiction problems, they cannot fathom the ones spending thousands a month, but they’re out there. Lots of them.

We all have our little issues of things we like a bit too much. Sugar, alcohol, gambling. For others, it’s sex, hookers, phone sex. Many will stay on that bandwagon for weeks or months, but most find their way back eventually after swearing it off for the countless time. God bless them, we couldn’t survive without those addicts. But it isn’t hard to make a bit of fun at them as well. Keep stroking, we’ll keep talking you through it on your way to orgasm. We can wait longer than you can.

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