Sexy, Happy New Year!

It’s New Year’s Eve again, and another night to wish for the best for the coming year. Most of us likely look back on the passing year and wish we’d had more opportunities for hot sex or love. So many older clients lament opportunities they let pass by when they were younger they now know will never come again. One man that is a caller wasn’t bad looking when he was young, he’s sent me many pics of himself. He aid in his day he had chances with pretty women, but his lack of confidence stopped him from taking them up on their offers. Now, he’s an old man with white hair, out of shape, his youth behind him. He wishes he’d taken those chances.

The new year is a fresh beginning, but many of us fall back into our old habits quickly after making promises to ourselves that we would change for the better. Make it a resolution to take what opportunities cross our path and not regret not taking them down the road. Masturbate more! Pleasure is fleeting in this life, and we might as well take it when we can find it. Simple pleasures like masturbating are within our control.

We might not be able to make that gorgeous girl we want fall into our beds, but we can damned well stroke one out when we have the desire to do so. Life is short, time moves quickly, don’t regret not taking opportunities or chances now down the road. It’s too late then, and I hear it all the time from men trapped in sexless marriages. Many have hopes each New Year’s Eve and then they get lazy and things go back to the same routines. Let’s let 2025 be better, be different, be daring! Strive to have as many orgasms as possible this coming year.

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Panty Thief’s Thanksgiving

One of my callers, well many actually, have quite the panty fetish. One though is quite looking forward to Thanksgiving, since it will give him access to the panties of the hostess. That’s taking a bit of a risk for sure, sneaking into the master bedroom and stealing panties as a party is going on downstairs. The lengths these masturbators will go to! He’s done it before, years ago and wants to try it again. He’s just going to excuse himself to go to the bathroom and while he’s up there, rummage through her panty drawer and take a couple of pair and stuff them in his pockets for later use.

I asked why he wasn’t just going to rub one out during the party with them and then put them back. He said there will be too many people milling around that might catch him, not worth the risk. So he will take them and defile them at his own home at his own leisure later. He said he may or may not wash them and return them when he comes back over Christmas. He hasn’t decided yet if his use of them will be temporary or permanent. Some must have a lot of pairs of panties to not notice two go missing and then mysteriously reappear. You’d think you were going crazy to see things reappear when you knew they weren’t there a few hours ago!

The allure of the silky panties is simply too much for some men to bear, so they take them from places they shouldn’t, rub them all over their cocks and then cum in them. This one caller has quite the preference for Vanity Fair panties, so he’s hoping this Thanksgiving he will find some of that brand in the drawer waiting for him while the hostess is distracted spooning up the cranberry sauce!

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Showing Off

When men call with a flasher fantasy, you never know if they actually expose themselves or if it all is indeed a fantasy. Most claim these incidents are real. Some have comical tales, others lean more towards the dark side of exposing themselves to inappropriate people that should not be seeing such things. Some go so far as to say they actually reach over and spread the cum on the lips of the ones that should not be watching them. One can only hope it is indeed fantasy and not reality what they are talking about doing.

The need to show themselves seems to be very deep. Some prefer a more one on one exposure, others like to whip it out in a grocery store that is full of people with many people that could potentially see them doing this. With all the security cameras around these days, that does not seem wise. It seems libido and sexual depravity indeed outweighs sensible behavior though. They seem to want to show off to the more vulnerable populations that are not as apt to complain or fight back against their perversions. Some are overly bold in their quest to expose themselves. One day they just might do it to the wrong person and get what’s coming to them.

It seems it was a lot easier to be a flasher in the days before security cameras and ones having cell phones with cameras to record everything. I guess it’s just not what it used to be, but then, what is? There’s not too terribly many flashers that call, but a couple a month at least bring it up in some capacity and talk about the times they showed off and what transpired and how they think about it as they jerk off. Just takes some more planning than it used to.

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Liberal Humiliation

One type of caller I’ve been getting more and more recently is Liberal men wanting to be humiliated for being weak, beta males. As a very conservative woman, these types of calls are very humorous for me. They know they are weak and should be made to serve the alpha males that are real men, conservatives. They often want to be made to suck their cocks and bow down to them. I have on my page I am a right wing conservative and it attracts them and they know they’ve finally found a real woman that can berate them for the worms that they are.

Some will cry about them not being a real man, that they are pussy whipped losers that have bought into all the propaganda. It’s quite comical really. They whimper and sob about no decent women wanting them, only blue haired feminists that control them like puppets on a string and that call all the shots in their relationships. Oh well, that’s what you went after, what exactly do you expect? Raised in fatherless homes by exasperated single mothers that didn’t have time to teach them how to be a real man, it’s really no surprise this is the end result for them.

A Liberal male, that marches for ridiculous and even harmful causes, ones that don’t know how to provide, ones that are dangerously out of shape, making a poor living in many cases. What woman of value would want them? Not many, they have little to offer, so they sit at home tugging on their inadequate dicks, watching porn in their mom’s basement lamenting that no woman wants them. It’s laughably pathetic. Humiliating these losers is so easy, it’s like taking candy from a baby. Do up your man bun, plan on that next tattoo, plan your next march for your worthless cause. The real men will be out at the gym, having their choice of females, and planning their next business acquisition.

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Masturbating at the Airport

I had a funny call the other night and this man said he liked to be asked questions about his sexual past. One question that is always a good conversation starter is where is the strangest place you’ve ever masturbated? So he told me once he was stuck overnight at an airport after a cancelled flight. He was feeling horny, the restrooms were too busy for privacy. So he went into an airport shop and bought a box of condoms. He went into the bathroom and put one on under his clothes and then looked for a secluded location.

He said one whole area was dark and no one was anywhere around. This was also decades ago when there were not security cameras everywhere you turned. So he laid on the floor. He had a large overcoat on and faced the wall on his side. He reached down and started to jack off through his pants, not even reaching in and he said he was able to just move his hand, not his arm. So his arm wasn’t obviously pumping and jacking himself off. He said he was able to cum this way and not make a mess in his clothes laying on the floor of the darkened terminal.

Not exactly the most romantic setting, but he said it made more sense than a bathroom with people coming and going constantly. To do this in today’s world with cameras everywhere and security guards regularly patrolling would just be asking for real trouble and charges of public indecency and likely getting put on a sex offender list. Decades ago though, it was a different, more private type of world the young people of today would never even be able to imagine. So jacking off under a coat, but over your clothes into a condom laying on an airport floor. I have to say, this is one of the more unique answers I’ve ever gotten to that question.

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